Haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

31) When they're drunk

Hi! I'm not dead! Just had a lot of test and had to study if I don't wanna fail! Soooo I'm back now!

Also, some of them are when they're drunk and others after they're drunk (and y'all are texting btw)

aaaaaAND, I don't own all of the scenarios. Most of them are mine but some aren't. And the ones that aren't (Bokuto, Akaashi and Kenma), I changed the script a bit. Just wanted to say 

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Hinata 

- Hinata : Y/nnnnnnn why does my head hurt?

- you : Shoyo, bby, you were drunk last night

- Hinata : what does that mean?

- you : it means that you drank a lot of alcohol and lost control over yourself (a/n: idk if it's true I never drank). Tangerine, I'm a bit worried you don't know what it means

- Hinata : y/n. My average at school is 8 (a/n: out of 20). What did you expect?

Kageyama 

- Kageyama : y/n... why am I out of milk?

- you : oh right! You were drunk last night

- Kageyama : that doesn't answer my question 

- you : and you decided to pour all the milk you had in you're bathtub and swim in it (a/n: MAKE US FREE SPLASH). But you passed out while putting the milk in it.

- Kageyama : AND YOU DIDNT STOPPED ME?

- you : entertainment 

Tsukishima 

- Tsuki : y/n... can you explain to me why I have a Barney tattoo on my chest?

- you : you were drunk last night and got a tattoo.

Tsuki : ...y/n I'm going to murder you for not stopping me

You : lmao chill bf- it's a fake tattoo I wanted to prank your salty ass haha

Tsuki : we're breaking up

Nishinoya 

- Noya : y/nnnn? Why is there a video of me running naked in the middle of the street on YouTube?

- you : OwO- surprised you're viral?

- Noya : also, why does it seem like I have whipped cream on my nipples?

- you : you wanted to try something 

- Noya : siiiiick

Sugawara 

- Suga : y/nnnn! LoV3, bAde, sugar, I l0ve yu so nuch like ajiqjoqiokqmajnwko