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"Nando's Song"

I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong
You ate the food we made for two
Yeah, I know it's hard to remember that they tried out separately
It's even harder to picture, they placed at number 3
Harry loves to get naked, but the boys never mind
As soon as they got famous, all the fan girls broke down
Twitcams make me smile
Someone should tell Niall to hide his profile
I'd let Larry Stylinson prank call my friends
Six "R"'s in Terrance
Zayn's no pedophile
I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong
You ate the food we made for two.
Everytime I read a new fanfic
Louis' munching on some carrot sticks
Why is Harry's hair always perfect?
Liam's only got 1 kidney left
Yeah, we better thank Simon Cowell for making the boys stay
Louis drove the van so slow
They got stopped twice that day
Zayn has such beautiful eyes
And perfectly quiffed hair
There are women in Sweden
Who wouldn't put their shirts down
Video diaries
Superman Louis
Liam loves Danielle Pea-zer and
Zayn loves Perrie
Niall and his guitar
Louis and Eleanor
The kazoo and Harry
I'm at a Nando's, trying to Paul home
All of my change I spent on Lou
Where have his socks gone?
Niall it's all wrong
You ate the food we made for two
Zayn should probably work on his dance moves
Niall is a big fan of the zoo
Harry used to share a flat with Lou
Liam won't go near another spoon
Now I'm at a Nando's      

  "Vas Happenin' Boys"

There once was a group with Liam and Niall
Vas Happenin' boys? Vas Happenin' boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile
Vas Happenin' boys? Vas Happenin' boys?

Did you know Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win X Factor 'cause he can't get a job

And, oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
'Cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote

Vas Happenin' boys? Vas Happenin' boys?
(Vas Happenin' boys?)

Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad
Vas Happenin' mum? Vas Happenin' Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happenin' song? Vas Happenin' sad?

And Zayn's the master of echoes (echo, echo, echo)
And Niall was raised by leprechauns so he won't ever grow

And, oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
And it's becoming a joke
They really need your vote

Vas Happenin' boys? Vas Happenin' boys?
Vas Happenin' boys? Vas Happenin' boys?
Vas Happenin' boys? Vas Happenin' boys?
(Billy bob bob billy)  

  "Your Math Skills Are Terrible"
(parody of "What Makes You Beautiful")

[Liam]
You're insecure.
So half of four.
Your old brains are not what they were before.

[Zayn]
Add two threes. It's fun for us.
Cause we're young and we can still remember stuff.

[Harry]
Everyone else can multiply by sixty.
Everyone else can add two.

[All]
Now take off one hundred, and add on 24.
Then divide by two and add on seven more.
And if you're struggling now it's not hard to tell
You don't know, oh, oh, your math skills are terrible

If only you had a mind like me
You'd understand how to divide the sum by three
And then just add on the age of this OAP
You don't know, oh, oh, your math skills are terrible, oh, oh

It's really kinda pitiful