kaye walk home and see albedo and eats his asz but then albedo start trning into ash because chalk stuuf idk
then kayae leaves albedo goes to kitchen and takes a straw andcomes back then starts to snort albedos ashy ass and then albedos ass starts to dissapear becasue keya snort his ass completely
and then he goes to alvhemt table and he make himself new asz so kaeya can snort more of that good shit and then kaeya starts snorting it again but accidentally snorts too much and albedo comnpletesly turns into ash so kaeya snorts all of albedo so albedo gome amd ded.
After that day kaeya decides that he will take revenge so he destroys mondstat with klee and then kills everyone rfrom teyvat goes to khanri'ah and destroys everything left and kills the abbys order but then he kills klee becasues he can ig idk he did it not me and then he dies because of the amount of chalk ash he snorted
and goes to heaven somehow and he sees god and punches him in the face then yanks him by the hair and throws him into hell and then he looks around to find ashbedo and he sees him so he goes to him kisses him
and then caaillou sohw up and decides to take pity on their souls so he calls his 2 bestfriends shrek and dora and they hold hands and enchant a spell so that albedos ass ıs always snortable but the rest of him isnt and then the winx club comes and takes them and ascends into hell somehow
then kaeya and albedo kill everyone in heaven then kaeya forever snorts albedo ass because it dont run out and he made magic so he dont die form snorting ash
THE END
