why are you like this? | seventeen gc au

that friend who failed in their career

kwannie: EVERYONE I'VE GOT TEA

hangel: SPILL

kwannie: i need more voters or else this tea will have a plastic cover

coupstatu: SPILL

kyuu: SPILL

eisa: ^

woowoo: ^^

hoonji: SPILL IT SEUNGKWAN

kwannie: okay SO
kwannie: DO U GUYS REMEMBER CHOI LIAN?? that classmate who's always at 2nd place in writing contests

kyuu: who? give more deets hoe

hangel: was she channie's ex?

hosh: woah he had A girlfriend?

nodi: why do you sound like it's the least thing you'd expect?

hosh: do i? nawh man

kwannie: okay i searched up her socials AND SHE IS INDEED CHANNIE'S LITTLE GIRLFRIEND

nodi: WAS dimwit

eisa: okay kwan what happened to her?

kwannie: SO apparently, she gave up everything, including lee chan

nodi: -_-

kwannie: for her career in writing, and she failed, MISERABLY, like, she wrote a bunch of books that no one notices at the corner, but of course, everyone knows only lucky people succeeds in that career

shua: aww poor lian

hangel: we should adopt her

coupstatu: remember when you said that and now we have a total of 10 useless man-children that does nothing except laughing over boring fast forwarded vidoes?

hangel: what?

eisa: hyung, he said no

minnie: has anyone seen my hamster kimkim?

hoonji: OH GOD OH FUCK HE HAS A HAMSTER NAMED KIMKIM,, so precious

joon: well someone's whipped

woowoo: like how i'm whipped to you?

joon: okay that's it COME TO MY ROOM you've been at it since yesterday

eisa: ...

kyuu: ...

eisa: okay let's pretend minghao and mingyu does not exist

handol: wait we have a mingyu?

kyuu: bitch i–

handol: i'm joking hyung dw

kwannie: i honestly don't know how this conversation came from Choi Lian's miserable life to bullying lee chan to jeonghan hyung planning on adopting her to junwongyuhao having a love square quarrel. It amazes me.

minnie: okay i'm out

hoonji: yep i'm low battery i'm out bye

nodi: DOES ANYONE NOTICE HOW JIHOON HYUNG IS SO SOFT FOR SEOKMIN HYUNG? HE DEFINITELY HAS A THING FOR HIM