frivolous [modern!college! twst x reader]

5.

"god why did i ever agree to this,,?"

"'agree'? wow you had a choice in the matter?"

"no i didn't, but you did riddle! what's up with you working at the lounge?"

"huh? i'm taking responsibility for being an accomplice, duh."

"oh! then i hope you do later too!"

"l-later?!"

"oop. nothing, never mind~"

"you went to high school with the twins right? does floyd have a license, or will we be charged with more crimes?"

"oh, he does!"

"w- how."

"he was on adhd meds but now he isn't because it's college and we're all poor."

"what. i have a decent amount of money?"

"oh my god. you could be a sugar daddy."

"wohh~ i want a sugar daddy!"

"oh, hey floyd~!"

"i- iM NOT ANYONES DAD WHAT THE FUCK?"

"damn. can i have your wallet then?"

"no, i don't think so."

azul struts in. keyword struts because god damn he walks like he owns the place (which he technically does.)

"awhh, that's no fun 'zul,,"

"it's actually ashengrotto to you. you're one of my waiters, who seems to have been one of the three slacking."

riddle straightens up.

"ah- i didn't mean to! y/n kept teasing me,,"

he gives the evil closed eye smile. y'know, the signature of any money hungry glasses character. that one.

"just get back to work."

with a lackluster salute and a 'yessir', you and floyd resume working.
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"is it just me or was azul really up my ass today?"

"oh what he just did his normal routine."

"what the fuck. is his normal routine when i'm working to watch me like a hawk or something??"

"uh,,,yeah? or jadey does it. haha, you're the problem child~!"

"says you, floyd!"

"watcha got for homework?"

"uhh like two more sentences on an essay i fine crafted at 3 this morning."

"you can write essays? how."

"i dunno i kinda just shove information into pretty sentences."

"nonono i mean how do you focus."

"my blood is caffeine."

"oop."

"do you ever just wonder how ortho manages to drag idia out of the house for school every morning?"

"ah, i wander about a lot of things~"

"wonder but ok."

"my brain likes playing telephone with my cells but once the command is said it's forgotten and replaced by something random or- oh! there's jackie~!"

"oo! wait why the fuck is he just chilling in the field."

"dunno~"

"grab him, he's mine now."