My pronouns: they/them
I WROTE THIS WHEN I WAS PRACTICALLY A FEETUS SO YES ITS BAD VERY BAD AND MOSTLY UNEDUCATED ON LIKE TOYS AND STUFF SO
I GAVE YALL A WARNING
While I'm here, I have a stray kids fluff book 😏
(Sorta crack dialogue mainly) also imagine Jungkook has a stereotypical posh British accent
‼️TW: reference to dr4gs and double sewer slide. Feel free to skip this one if it's a sensitive topic 🌸‼️
What could be more embarrassing than cumming in front of your hook up untouched? Ah yes. Cumming in front of your hook up at the mere string of whispers that left his mouth along with the warm breath and teasing touch of his lips on the shell of your ear. Or perhaps I should say taehyungs because that's exactly the situation he was in
Legs coming together to prevent his partner for the night seeing the absolute disaster that has happened, Taehyung breathlessly moaned at the contact of his thighs and his huge magnum dong
"Why, why? I can't quite tell if you're out of breath from making yourself to be a pathetic slut or cumming simply from my words... either way, aren't you a good for nothing prostitute? didn't I hire you to make me feel good? Yet you're the only one getting pleasure. What an inconvenience.. shall we change that?"
What a rude man! Oh but Taehyung loved every bit of it. Every harsh word cut him in a way that evoked pleasure to run through his body. There must be something that this man is doing that made Taehyung so incredibly addicted! It's like he was a walking bag of crack and Taehyung was just consuming every last bit of it and to be frank he wasn't planning on stopping
Getting over his pathetic ol' self he slowly pushed Jungkook onto the best and watched as the man beneath him left out a sigh of confirmation along with a growing smirk on his stupid pretty face
"Why don't you take a ride love, or maybe blow my whistle?"
"It's not 2012 and you're not Flo Rida. Let it go"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, I sadly have no ice powers to build myself a mansion and lock myself away from all humanity. Besides if I did that I wouldn't experience your pretty face on my clock. Now shall we get back to business?"
Taehyung bat his eyes like a doll trying to understand this man but whatever side he looked from he seemed to be normal. No there was definitely something about this man that was so enticing and Taehyung just had to figure out what
"Now that I think about it, I'm not great with foreplay so why don't I give you this huge cake right now? Sounds sweet?"
"Sweet indeed my love"
"We just met"
"Don't crush my heart, what if we were Romeo and Juliet? Or rather, Romeo and Mercutio??"
"I'm starting to think that you came here to convince me to commit double suicide..." being half serious Taehyung laughed feeling the room light up with now heart felt hysteria
"Oh man, I don't even wanna have sex anymore" Jungkook sighed after sharing a good laugh with his night partner
"Should I be offended?"
"No, no!! In fact I wanna go on a date with you"
"It annoys me how straight forward you are... but fine"
"Let's watch anime for now though, I did pay your for 4 hours and it's only been 20 minutes. In this time we could watch the whole of Yuri on ice?? Or perhaps a season of Owari no seraph? Or maybe we could start haikyuu? No I got it! We should watch a silent voice and then the garden of words"
"Do you want me to cry? Is this a test? Cos I can confirm I am an ugly crier"
"Well then you choose"
"Why don't we watch fairy tail?? It's funny and has good characters"
"Whatever you want my love"
"WILL YOU STOP THAT I BARELY KNOW YOU"
"Sheeeeeeeesh"
- Dialogue mainly and no sex because I'm the disappointment of the family so I thought I'd rank up to simply a disappointment 😎 no but fr I have no motivation to write lately but that doesn't mean I'm ending the book yet, it just might take me a little longer okay? 🧚🏻♀️
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