Derek: *Sleeping*
Stiles: DEREK, DER WAKE UP! THERE'S BEEN AN EMERGENCY!!
Derek, falls to the floor: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT HAPPENED??!?!?
Stiles: I want attention.
Derek:
Derek: ...It's 4AM?
Stiles: It's your obligation as my best friend AND boyfriend to give me attention whenever I want.
Derek: I hope you die.
