(A/N: I'm so sorry it took me awhile to do this and i'll do the another one later, It's just for a few days were a lot for me. I don't wanna get into it right now, it's just been stressful and pressuring lately. Anyways enough of that, enjoy the chapter :3)
(Third person POV)
Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown
The Cherubs appear on a small old fashioned TV. Blitzo blasts the TV with a flintlock pistol, and it explodes
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Give me another, Mox!
Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock
Blitzo: Eh, naw, not feelin' it. Next!
Moxxie switches the channel. Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzo and Millie look bored
Blitzo: Uh huh, keep going, keep going, keep going!
Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane
Wally Wackford: I say, I say! Are you looking to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? Well, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory"!
The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons
Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!
Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face
Wally: Please, I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again
Millie: Woo! You're on a roll, sir!
Loona snores and wakes up from her canine sleep on a chair. A shaking causes her cup to spill
Loona: Guys, do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh shit, is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
Moxxie: I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen
Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him
Loona: Stop getting hysterical, fatty!
Loona hits Moxxie against the wall before he is knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole. Loona growls on all fours
Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid
The man grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops
Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing?
Millie takes out a sharp black axe then the office door gets kicked down and (Y/N) shown holding his crossbow and covered face to neck in pink, purple and red kiss marks then he points his crossbow at the guy
YOU ARE READING
A punk even after death (Male reader x Hazbin Hotel x Helluva Boss Harem)
Fanfiction(Y/N) was just your everyday lowlife, drug dealing, drinking, killing, staying out all night and sleeping all day, beating the shit of people who didn't pay him until one day he got jumped by a few gang members then got killed and mugged
