Chapter 7. The Good, The Bad...and The Moxxie

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(A/N: To make it up to all of you, I'm doing this on my day off from work, I know i don't HAVE to but I want to X3. For all of you, cuz the reason why it took me SSSSSOOOO long to to do chapter 6 cuz I thought it was boring, anyways enjoy, let know about your thoughts and notes or suggestions :3) 

Third Person POV 

Scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of . A sigh of contentment is heard. is shown lighting a cigarette on bed and folds his arms behind his head.]

Stolas: I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon.

Stolas is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, his hands tied to the headboard with rope

Blitzo: When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about... [uses cigarette to burn rope, freeing Stolas, who takes Blitzo's cigarette from him and takes a long drag of it.] but do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll

Stolas: As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, my is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself

Stolas puts out the cigarette in one of Blitzo's horns and pinches his cheek before Blitzo shoves him away

Stolas: The is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the . It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals

Blitzo pulls a feather out of his mouth in disgust

Blitzo: Wrath, huh? My employees are from there, other then (Y/N). I've never really been, I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks

Stolas: *sits up* Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all...

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near Blitzo's crotch

Stolas: ...special access~ *chuckles*

Blitzo: Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt

Stolas: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival

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Stolas: I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year

Blitzo: Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half but we have (Y/N) who knows that book *thinks a bit* Hm, fuck it, could be fun 

Stolas: *in a baby-talk voice* Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait...

Blitzo: *waves a dismissive hand* Oh, fuck my clients!

*Scene change* 

Moxxie and Millie apartment is revealed under a sign. Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone sounds. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone sounds again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up

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