Jeremy was just as embarrassed so just sat in the car eating rats+ mealworms. He was so depressed be decided to listen to fall out boy. He just sat crying. Sobbing. Screaming. Dying. This would take some time to get over. But the soft crunch of the mealworms against his yellow rotting teeth were better than therapy.
He drove down, now feeling more confident, listening to gold digger by yeezus himself, aka kanye west.
"Ain't sayin' he a gold digger, but he ain't messin with no broke nick gurr.
He then listened teach me how to dougie by cali swag district.
He then went to maccies and ordered a big mac. I mean the burger not the other one.
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Boris Johnson X Jeremy Corbyn
FanfictionBojo and r kid jezza may or may not hook up in this raunchy tale
