Boris decided he wouldn't binge eat any longer, and he wanted to become one of ✨tHe KiDs✨ so he could hookup with more without looking like the big fat nonce he was. So he decided to choose and aesthetic. He went with emo (since he already had the hair).
He decided to go to popinabox and brought the Angus young highway to hell funko pop, because he liked the devil horns on it.
He then went on the shein website and brought some leds and a sliver fuckboy chain.
He then went on the asos website and brought a twenty one pilots bracelet and my chemical romance tee.
He then brought a pair of boxers with the band the 1975 on them (he still wanted his aesthetic to have an 💿indie💿 edge to it). He of course brought them in size xs (because unlike his body, his dick was definitely small)
He then sang along to boulevard of broken dreams by green Day on his way back, because that song reflected his current mood. He then went to maccies and bumped into :
"Jeremy?!" Boris said in a shocked, but questioning way
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Boris Johnson X Jeremy Corbyn
FanfictionBojo and r kid jezza may or may not hook up in this raunchy tale
