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₊˚ˑ༄ؘ| IMAGINE
Okay this is inspired by a TikTok I saw. Her TikTok account is @/ayoweshiftingtonite if you wanna watch it. Also in this it's Peter as the love interest but It's not really about their relationship so I added them...yk what it'll make sense when you read it.
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you stare up at the ceiling tiredly in your room in the compound laying next to Peter him doing the same , he doesn't live here like the rest of you but he was visiting.
You look over and see the clock says it's 8:00
"Let's get some coffee" you say tiredly and Peter groans in response
you guys make your way through the hallways walking around for a bit until you get to the kitchen to see Wanda leaning against the counter a cup of coffee in her hand.
"Hey Wanda" you say as you pour yourself and Peter's cups of coffee she just waves eyes droopy
you hand the cup of coffee to Peter and lean against the counter next to Wanda taking a sip Peter doing the same against the opposite counter
"Random question but were you guys able to sleep last night?" Wanda asks after setting her mug down
"NOT AT ALL"
"NO HOLH SHIT" you and Peter say in unison
"OK SO IT WASNT JUST ME, OK COOL" wanda looks at you guys as you nod
"So we know it was pietro keeping us up right?" Peter says and you nod drinking the rest of the coffee before focusing on the conversation
"Pietro and a girl from some bar" Wanda says more awake now
"nasty ass" you say and shake your head disapprovingly
"that's how you get STD's" you say and your eyes widen as you gasp
"Do you think he has one?" You ask them and they laugh but you were genuinely curious
"THEY WERE GOING FOR ROUNDS THOUGH" peter says as he makes a wtf face
"like him I'm not surprised, but her how did she go for so long" you ask and they mutter an "I don't know"
"I honestly thought it was you guys" Wanda laughs and you and Peter look at each other and turn back to her with emotionless faces (😐)
"we heard her leave sometime this morning" pete says and you nod in agreement
"Let's go mess with his head and see how she looked" Wanda says as she walks to where he is you guys following
He's sitting on the couch watching TV as if he did nothing like no sir you practically kept everyone in the compound up with your obnoxiously long love making, if you wanna call it love
You all stand around the corner watching him as Wanda reads his mind doing her hand thing
Wanda hands stop all of a sudden her eyes widening and her cheeks turning pink
She starts walking back to the kitchen motioning you guys to follow and you do so, so Pietro won't hear you talking
"What does her face look like?" You ask as you guys get in the kitchen leaning against the counter once more this time Peter next to you as she's across from you guys
"I saw more than her face..." Wanda says with red cheeks
"Oh god what did you see" peters says eyes wide
"...everything" she says in a daze
"Did you hear anything?" You ask
"I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT" she says hiding her face and groaning
"WANDA SPILL" you say and lean in closer
"...he called her kitten" she says and you all go silent
"okay well that's fucking nasty" Peter says breaking the silence
"Hey! Everyone's different and has their own preferences" you say somewhat defending Pietro
"What? Would you like to be called kitten?" Peter asks sarcastically
"Ew! Hell no, I'm just saying" you say and mutter the last part
"Okay anyways it isn't that bad I mean it's bad but it's not that bad" you say and shrug
"He sucked her toes" Wanda blurts out quickly after you say that
"I-" you say speechless
"PARDON??" Peter says eyes wide
"OH MY GOD" you say and put your hand over your mouth
"I WANT TO GO HOME" Peter says looking traumatized
"WHY DID I DO THAT WHY DID I DO THAT" Wanda says pacing frantically
"IM NEVER GETTING NEAR THAT MAN AGAIN" Peter says shaking his head in disbelief
"YEAH THAT WAS MY 13TH REASON" you say squeezing your eyes shut tightly
"Y/N NEVER GO NEAR HIM AGAIN" Peter says sternly and protectively ngl that was kinda hot
"Hey guys, good morning" Pietro says walking in and taking a bite the Apple he just grabbed
Peter moves you behind him shielding you from Pietro, the room goes silent and you're all just looking at each other awkwardly
This was literally so fun to write also really funny. PLSSS the fact that Wanda just blurted that out. Leave request if you have any. Hope you enjoyed.
