worst wedding ever

chapter 1

monday morning - the day of the wedding.

"kenma, what are you doing? get ready!"

"i'm literally getting ready what do you want from me."

"well hurry up, the wedding starts in 2 hours!"

yay.

it was now the day of the wedding, not that i was mad that it was happening, more of being disappointed.

my suit didn't even fit right but looks like i'll have to wear it anyway.

the ceremony was to start in two hours, but knowing my sister, she's quite impatient.

"ken! can you help put my veil on?"

"yeah just a minute."

i walk into the room that she was in and come to a halt.

jesus christ did she look good in her wedding dress.

"wow. you look good."

"thank you, now help please."

i walk over to her and help fit her veil in her hair the correct way.

"thanks ken, now... can you tell people that the wedding is starting early?"

"yep."

i walk over to aikas soon to be husband, and lightly tap his back.

"yes? oh hi kenma! what do you need?"

"aika wants to start the wedding early."

"of course she does, tell her we'll start it in 5, okay?"

"okay."

i walked back over to aika and told her that haru wants to start in 5.

"alright, sounds good! see you soon!"

the groom and his groomsmen walk out, including me.

we all get into our places.

i physically cringe at the tall rooster head standing next to me.

"you realize that i don't want to be next to you either?"

"mhm, now if you could stop talking it would make it feel like you aren't right next to me. please take that into consideration."

*timeskip brought to you by sakusa because i physically cannot write weddings*

"you may now kiss the bride."

haru and aika both lean in for a kiss, a light tap against the both of their lips.

aika was the first to pull away.

i could hear a faint whisper between the two.

"should we say the buffet is now open for service?"

"do as you like, aika."

aika slowly steps towards the microphone,

"the buffet is now open for service!"

every runs through the crowd, trying to get to the best food first.

the food did smell good if i were to be honest.

i just don't eat in public.

i slowly walk over to an empty table but in the corner of my eye, i can see a specific rooster head following me.

"what do you want kuroo."

"am i not allowed to find somewhere to sit?"

"you can, but why follow me. more so, why aren't you eating in the first place? your a big guy, don't you need your 'protein?'"

"well you obviously aren't eating so i don't see why we can't just hang out like normal people."

i see a smirk plant on his face and physically cringe.

i don't point him out on it though, it's not something i need to talk about.

"fine. we can hangout like 'normal' people. what is there to even talk about with a brat like you?"

"oh wow so you really feel like being a bitch today, don't you?"

i really do.

"yup."

i look in the corner of my eye and see aika walking over.

"well, i hope you two are getting along? though i doubt it. please don't cause a lot of commotion. now i'm gonna go eat something, don't break anything please."

"alright, i don't see why we would break something but okay."

aika walks over to the buffet but i can see a lot of people running to the restroom.

aika grabs her food and eats it fairly quickly.

i can see something of disgust on her face.

she runs over to the restroom aswell.

"everyone, the buffet had food poisoning! wedding is cancelled!"

your joking.

i can see haru walking over to use with pain in his eyes.

i can tell this isn't going to be good.

"well, the honeymoon was already paid for.. and since aika and i are both not feeling good, we need you two to go on it and not waste it.. it's 2 weeks long.."

"what." we say simultaneously.

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i kept procrastinating making this cause i can't write ideas down for anything but this is it. chapter two will be out in anywhere from a week to a month. thanks for reading :)