Oh, Really? (Anime OC Exams)

Kawaiimine Maria Anderson || TheTrollQueens [Shingeki no Kyojin]

Name: Kawaiimine Maria Anderson [pronounced: Kawaii-me-ne Ma-ray Under-son]

Absolutely flawless name that is absolutely not completely weeaboo-washed. Really, really amazing.

Nickname: Mande

Also a very good nickname for Nelson Mandella.

Age: Physically: [part 1] 10, [part 2] 15

Actually: 100

.....Right. So, this book will have Madonna/Jay Z pedophilia. Just what I always wanted in a fanfic.

Gender: Female

Just like every other OC.

Height: shorter than Levi

How fucking enlightening. Alright, so, we're dealing with a hobbit that I imagine to be two inches tall.

Weight: secret ;D

Fuck off. :)

Appearance: Pink long hair, neko ears and neko tail, Momoi boobs, eye color changing depending on her mood, short slutty skirt and Sai's crop-top.

How sexy. She can distract the titans by flashing them, and she'll probably end up scratching everyone's clothings to shreds. My ideal woman (would rather date Momo from Huniepop, to be fair).

Sexuality: Bisexual (titansexual)

Titansexual. Wow, that'll be great in bed with no dicks to get.

Personality: Loved by everyone.

Keith Shadis is her sugardaddy if this is true.

Rank: 1st

Mikasa doesn't exist at all, nope.

Affiliation: Survey Corpses

That pun is very appreciated in this storm of terror.

Seat: Squad Leader / Co-Commander

Also CEO of titan molestation.

Statistics

Flexibility: Body: 10/10

Is she a contortionist?

Boobs: 9/10

Soooooooooo attractive. Love it when boobs can change their shape like a fucking morph.

Speed: 8/10

Sanic gitta go forst.

Teamwork: 1/10

Everyone likes her but she doesn't like them. Nice.

Strategy: 10/10

But no teamwork.

Intelligence: 0/10

*flicks wrist towards head* "Oopsie! Looks like I'm a super duper baka baka otaku~ So sugoiiiii~ Ehhh, Levi-ochin?"

Kawaiiness: 69/10

*whispers* Oh fuck me...

Species: Half Human, Half Demonic Neko, Half Oriental (1% Avatar)

She is 151% kawaii, apparently.

Family: mother; deceased (demonic neko) / father; unknown (for the time being ;D)

OF COURSE.

Background: Unknown ;D

I will actually scream if this continues.

Relationships -desu

...

Best friends: Eren, Mikasa, Armin

"The Fantastic Four".

Friends: Survey Corpses, 104th Trainees

Those aren't friends, those are groups. I just love me some groups.

Fuck buddy: Jean

Polo.

Boyfriend: Levi (of course~)

Now, this is interesting, since instead of the usual argument about Levi being a pedophile, this girl is OLDER than he is... By like seventy years. EreRi doesn't even scratch it at that point.

Favorite food: Sasha

I would order food right now but it seems like she'd prefer to eat out.

Ex-girlfriend: Krista (Historia)

Nah.

Kills: 236 tit-ans, Marco Bodt and some 104th squad trainees (with her demonic neko powers)

Wait what was that middle one.

Extra: She smokes and drinks (even though she is underage- desu)

What a fucking rich ass rebel.

Overall Score: Fuck This/10