feels so good || b. chilwell

two

EARLY SEPTEMBER 2020

straight outta cobham
chilly, money mase +5

money mase
chilly close your mouth

tams
you're gonna catch flies mate

CHO
tammy send the video

tams
video file attached

fikayo
caught you in 4K man

reecey
y'all have no chill

tams
someone's been spending a lot of time with our american

reecey
you were at his house last night playing fortnite til 2am

tams
if you snitch on me to the gaffer just know I know where you keep your stash of candy

fikayo
wait what candy is it?
is it the maltesers?

tams
👀👀👀
I only know about the Cadbury stash

CHO
caught YOU in 4k reecey

reecey
😒 can we go back to ben
still hasn't closed his mouth

CHO
she is pretty fit

fikayo
asking to get your ass beat

CHO
I could take both Kai and Ben

money mase
stop laughing youre making it obvious

tams
YO HES MAKING A MOVE

CHO
tammy you better be recording this

fikayo
this is too funny

CHO
bet he's never been this nervous in front of a bird this before

reecey
look at Kai giving him a death stare

money mase
damn what did he say

CHO
judging by christian's reaction it was very funny

fikayo
she just hit Kai's chest, doubt it was very pleasant

CHO
of course it wasn't pleasant, Ben is hitting on his sister in front of him

tams
recording that was so worth missing out on this chat

reecey
he looks so red awww

fikayo
some body's got a crush!!!

chilly
tammy if you give anyone else those videos I'm gonna shag your mum

tams
before or after you make your next move on the lady havertz 🧐

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two idiots and a chaperone

brandt
tell me it's true

elle
tell you what is true

brandt
kai called his new teammate a Tony shitstain

elle
yes 😒

dummy
he was hitting on you in front of me. just because I don't understand English that well doesnt mean I dont see flirting

elle
coulda fooled me.
took you a couple months of sofia literally asking you on dates to get a clue

dummy
YOU WERE THERE WITH HER
I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL GROUP THINGS

brandt
she asked you to get ice cream when elle physically couldnt get up from her broken ankle

dummy
you're supposed to be on my side

elle
you're just mad your teammates like me more than you

dummy
you dont even like them

elle
not true, the Ben guy WAS pretty cute

dummy
I'm going to fart on your pillow

elle
funny, I'm actually sleeping at ben's tonight so it doesn't matter

dummy
I hate you

elle
love you too bro

dummy
wait, are you actually on your way to Ben's?
elle?
giselle?

brandt
I could watch you fight for ten years it's so funny

if the british slang is wrong I apologize I'm american