Peter Parker One-Shots

Truth and Reconciliation (Avenger!Reader)

A/N: Hey guys! So I've decided to post all my tumblr one shots on wattpad in case I ever deactivate, so I'll keep updating these as well as Tom Holland one shots every now and then! (This was also the very first fic I posted back in 2020 so uhhhh *cringe* hehe)

Pairing: Peter Parker x Avenger!Reader 

Summary: You're hit with an unknown substance which makes you talk nonstop. Even things you don't want to say out loud :D

Warnings: mentions of seggs 😳 F-bomb :D

Wc: 1.2k

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The thing is, even if you're dating a hot smartass like Peter Parker, your ability to make smart decisions are exceptionally low. Add that with being a chaotic junior Avenger and boom you have a reckless teenager at your service. 

"Ugh, I wish Peter was here right now." you mumbled as you kicked the creepy robot monster square in the chest, huffing a little before running off.

"You're just saying that because he's your boyfriend." Nat says in the comms, the static startling you a little.

"And because his ass looks great in the super tight spandex." you nodded very seriously, missing your hot ass boyfriend's ass, and of course because you were worried that he was going insane sitting at the tower's newly delivered futon, munching at M&Ms and sulking about his ankle and how he broke it (by tripping in the shower).

"That's it. The next suit I make for the kid will make him look like a pillow." Tony piped up in your conversation.

"Nooo please don't do that Tony, for my sanity!" you said, smirking at the 'get some' and 'gross teenagers' that came from Sam and Bucky, before your eyes widened.

'Oh shit.' you thought.

A Jabba the Hutt like creature was making its way towards you with a gun...in it's hand. Wondering how the Jabba look-alike fitted a gun in its barely there hands, you used your telekinetic powers to fly towards the goop monster, thrusting your hands in front of you and slicing it smackdab through its belly, satisfied by the way it blasted in smithereens, but not before the green goopy thing hit your face, sliding down your neck and shoulders.

Looking in wonder at the green goop as it seemed to have saturated in your skin, you wondered,

"The fuck was that thing?"

Ignoring the 'language' from Cap, you felt your vision waver.

"Uh Mr. Stark, Nat, Bruce, someone. I think something's wrong, I can't see straight, which reminds me that Peter wears contacts but he never told anyone and I only know that cause I'm nosy and his glasses make him look ridiculously dorky and hot at the same time, why am I telling you this?" You said, trying to shut your mouth.

"I'm going to pretend that you don't sound like you want to bone my kid, but were you hit by something? Any weird alien green goop? Are you hurt?" Tony said, landing near you.

"Oh my you care about me too, you're like a father figure 2.0 to me too, but you didn't ask that. Yeah I was hit by this weird green alien goop that seeped into my skin and that creature kind of looked like Jabba the Hutt-"

"-like the star wars character?"

"– yeah now stop interrupting me dad..man.. dadman! As I was saying, I think the thing is kind of like a truth serum. But it's also making me say what my mind desires the most, like the Mirror of Erised! " you said, excited in your own world, which is why you didn't notice the glimmer in the other Avengers' eyes as they saw you blabber your mouth off until you were out of breath.

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"So you're telling me that my girlfriend physically can't stop telling the truth? Or just stop talking?" Peter said, crossing his forearms and squinting at the team. It did nothing but make him look adorable because of his propped up broken leg.

They at least had the decency to duck their heads to hide their smirks.

"Yeah if I have to hear her talk one more time about the theories of what might happen in season 8 of Brooklyn nine nine and then get distracted by "the veins in Peter's arms', I swear I will blast another hole in the wall!" Tony shrieked, hands up in the air in an exasperated gesture.

"But it's true right? I mean Peter come on! you folding your arms like that are just making your biceps bulge and that poor t-shirt of yours looks like it's about to tear." You piped in from behind Tony, which queued Peter to loosen his arms, blush rising up his face.

"You have the right to remain silent." Tony said firmly, glaring at you to stop talking. You shrugged as if to say 'can't help it.'

"I mean she can't really help it right? You didn't say anything embarrassing.....right? " Peter said in a small voice.

"Tony just gave me the Miranda warning but I'm sorry I'm currently incapable of reassuring you," you said, eyes slightly wide,"I told them that you read and write fanfiction on tumblr and I secretly follow your blog and your writing is so damn good! I never really told you this because I know you would die if I told you that I read your smut fictions till 2 am cause they're so well written... SOMEONE GAG ME!"

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By the time Stephen showed up to help Tony and Bruce, Peter's face was so red that he looked like he was going to explode.

"....and then I said that fuck off bitch that's ma bro you're messing with, and promptly punched him in his little gremlin face and then realised that I had called my elementry to highschool crush ma bro..." you rambled, amusement clear on Steve's face, who was intently listening to you talk about that time you had punched Flash for messing with Peter.

The tower was a mess due to the revealed secrets, Tony and Banner were trying to find a cure with Stephen , Wanda was recording you and Natasha was just.....casually sharpening her knife.

"Hey Y/N, drink this please?" Tony said, cutting you off from your rant about god knows what. He thrusted a vial with a weird goopy substance in it, instantly making you gag.

"What is that? I'm not taking some shit from a mad scientist who gave his fortune 500 company to his girlfriend because he was too emotionally unstable to handle it himself! I mean good call, cause Pepper is badass and all but-"

"-I'm going to ignore the jab at me but it's a hopeful cure, so you're going to drink that goop, and hopefully we all will get some silence."

Huffing petulantly, you took the small vial of glass from him and chugged the thing with a small grimace.

Everybody was silent for a moment, including you. You could hear everyone holding their breath, waiting for the other shoe to drop. But that never happened cause you wore the shoe like a pro.

Giving a huff, you laughed out loud. Again you looked Peter in his eyes and said in a serious tone,"Peter, I'm never fucking you again."

Peter's face fell at what you said, tears almost appearing in his doe eyes. Wanda and Nat gave you a shooketh look while Bucky and Sam were just laughing their asses off somewhere in the background. Strange looked so done that he portaled back to his Sanctum and poor Bruce just made his merry way to the lab.

"Hey look I lied!! This worked!" you whooped, Tony and Steve shaking their heads as you ran, but not before giving Peter a subtle wink.

Welp. Someone's gonna get laid tonight.  

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