mcyt x reader oneshots

incorrect quotes #4

It is now true that i do these when im bored, have no inspiration but have the motivation to write-

Please give me a few requests, im now working on finishing a few past ones with BBH, Ghostbur, and Sapnap as the lead but its gonna take me another week to get them done

Sorry for the wait, and i love you guys sm

Thanks for 15K? reads, that means so much

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Tubbo: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can't take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth

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Tommy: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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George: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.

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Eret: I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on.

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Puffy: Why aren't you sleeping?

Dream: I'm too busy plotting your murder to sleep, Puffy.

Puffy:

Dream: ...The nightmares.

Puffy: *wrapping her arms around Dream* Awwww, sweetie-

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Dream: We have fun, don't we, Ranboo?

Ranboo: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Philza: Tommy, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Tommy: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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Sapnap: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Karl: All I drank was Monster!

Sapnap: How many?

Karl: Eighteen...

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George: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Dream: I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

George: But you're always acting stupid?

Dream: ...

Dream : Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Techno: Look, I'm glad everyone's on the same page.

Techno: But it's the last page in a book titled "we're all going to die".

Tubbo: That's not even clever.

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Ranboo: Do you have any idea what you're doing?

Tubbo: Why start now?

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Tubbo: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*

Ranboo: What did you do?!

Tubbo: NOBODY DIED!

Ranboo: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Ranboo: It's nice to be wanted, you know?

Techno: Not by the law!