Here's a really unhelpful guide to BTS meme-bers
The Sorry Dad: Kim Namjoon. Head of the family, probably regrets every decision he ever made. Loves crabs.
The High Mommy: Kim Seokjin. Obsessed with his worldwide handsome face. The real slim shady. Random rants.
The Hybernating Rock: Min Yoongi. Loves sleep. Married to sleep. Is basically a cat but loves hell. Wants to be a rock in next life.
The Shady Sun: Jung Hoseok. Hyperactive, GLOWS. Random breakdowns and yells. Has golden blood. Needs love.
The Jamless Shortie: Park Jimin. Looks like a cinnamon roll but can kill you. Loves jam but doesn't have any. Oldest of the three kids, but also shortest.
The Gucci Alien: Kim Taehyung. No one gets him. Doesn't realise he is on earth. Loves to stare the air. Pure crackhead energy. Babie. The crazy middle child.
The Maknae God: Jeon Jungkook. Babie #2. Needs banana milk for survival. Makes parents proud and disappointed at the same time. Has disowned himself. The youngest and stupidest child.
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The 7 Beautiful Crackheads
HumorThis is gonna be insane ARMY, you ready for this? Sit back and take a deep breath, its time to get high on some air. Some of these memes are inspired (insfired yk). Hope you enjoy~
