Anakin Skywalker has joined Facebook.
No one likes this.
Anakin Skywalker: WUT?! No likes?
Padmè Amidala: Sorry, honey, but you always ruin the fun.
Obi Wan Kenobi: True Dat.
Anakin Skywalker: Master!!! Padmè!!! How could you?
Ahsoka Tano: They're not the only ones who think that.
Anakin Skywalker: Curses!!!
Luke Skywalker: OMG. Dad! This is embarrassing!
Mara Jade: So THAT'S your father?
Luke Skywalker: What an embarrassing way to meet him...
Anakin Skywalker: Who is this Mara Jade I'm speaking to?
Luke Skywalker: No one, dad. No one. Besides, why did you join Facebook anyway?
Anakin Skywalker: Why do you care!?!? Some people wanna be popular!!! Why did you join, hmmm?
Luke Skywalker: Don't make this about me.
Mara Jade: Well, then. I guess I'll be leaving.
Luke Skywalker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Anakin Skywalker: OOOOOOOOOOH! Your gurlfriend!
Luke Skywalker: Why do I ever join social media sites anyway?
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Mara Jade posted a selfie.
Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa, Han Solo, and 39 others like this.
Luke Skywalker: You look hot, babe.
Anakin Skywalker: LOLLIPOPS!!!
Leia Organa: Huh?
Anakin Skywalker: LOLLIPOPS!!!
Leia Organa: Dad, are u alright?
Anakin Skywalker: I <3 LOLLIPOPS!!!
Han Solo: I don't know about lollipops, but I sure <3 tacos.
Anakin Skywalker: *Gasps* TACOS?! OOOOOOOOOOH!
Mara Jade: Who fried his brain?
Luke Skywalker: Don't be silly, Mara. If his brain was fried, he wouldn't be able to remember what tacos and lollipops were. Just don't mention any food.
Anakin Skywalker: FOOD?! OOOOOOOOOOH. I'm HUNGRY!!!
Padmè Amidala: *Face palm*
Anakin Skywalker: #tacofreak.
Obi Wan Kenobi: My force, Anakin. Tacos are bad for your health!
Anakin Skywalker: NOOO! There is proteins in it.
Luke Skywalker: My family is so dysfunctional.
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Star Wars: The Facebook Wars!
RandomWhat happens when your favorite Star Wars characters join the largest social media website ever? Well, lets just say that it will either be the most hilarious thing ever, or the scariest. DUH DUH DUH!
