⚠︎ ᴀ sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴍʏsᴛᴇʀʏ⚠︎︎ [JJK x reader x AssClass]

[𝟻] ᴍɪɴᴅ ʏᴀ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss

[disclaimer] - for toges rice ball ingredient stuff i'll list ingredients and have translation cause😀 

!Cursing!

As you left the classroom and were meet with the faces of Maki(your wife) and Toge looking directly at you.

"Damn- what's with the serious faces. i thought you guys would be happy to see me!" you said with sarcasm.

"Nori(i did)." Toge argued back in rice ball ingredients. 'at least someone misses me:(' you thought while running up to hug him just cause.

"Anyways gojo-sensei wanted us to get you for the event because 'we can't defeat them without all of our second years excluding yuta of course'." Maki quoted your cousins words.

"Oh, okay" you responded

Suddenly there was this huge crash that followed with a bunch of kids yelling.

"Koro-sensei!"

"Oh my god!"

"WHAT THE HECK!"

"How'd ya even do that!"

Which immediately caused Maki to be on-guard as your head whipped to the side and started to look directly towards the door you had left from. You walked toward the glass windows that all the noise came from. When you looked at the window you saw glass shards right behind the window and into the class. They broke the window? How'd they do that? As your classmates looked at you with widen eyes.

"What happened here?" you asked looking directly in Sugino's eyes.

Your eyes left him and looked at the door where Irina and Karasuma busted through seconds before.

"What did you brats do!" Irina added.

"We didn't do anything! It was all Koro-sensei." Maehara said pointing towards the octopuses figure in the corner of the room.

"Okay, then what was he trying to do?" Karasuma questioned.

"He was trying to figure out who little miss [y/n] was meeting." Karma said with a smirk as everyone looked at him. You brought your attention towards the octopus in the corner.

"Is that true?" you asked with a confused tone.

"ACk- I- wouldn't say it's true but-" he stated while sweating bullets.

"So you were trying to ease-drop or something?" your lovely wife questioned as she walked towards the broken window.

"I-i guess he was" Nagisa confirmed while rubbing the back of his neck.

"Well anyways, who is this friend of yours?" koro-sensei asked as he brushed off the ease-dropping topic.

"yeah! i've been wondering too" karma added on

"i don't see how that's any of your conc-"

"that's my wife, maki" you answered cutting off maki

"so she's who you were talking to on the phone?" rio asked

"you kids just like being nosey? don't you?" maki asked with one her eyebrows raised.

"hey! i think we're the same age!" kayano squeaked out

"maybe but there are obviously different levels of maturity between us." maki stated back "well anyways, y/n toge we must be on our way?"

"toge?" hinano questioned out loud.

"ahm" toge coughed out looking at her right in the eyes.

"yes, yes! this is maki and toge well we'll be on our way!" you said as you pushed them down the hill and left.(what?)

(after you left)

"hey, karasuma did you see what uniform those maki and toge kids had on?" irina asked.

sorry its so short but i made an edit in my a/n chapt explaining it so if you want go to it but i feel a lot better now so no need to worry<3

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