Love Thy Neighbor ~ Part 1

Remember That Crazy Road Trip?

They were outside and Mazzi was digging a hole to bury the raccoon.
Moz: "All this fuss over nothing. A raccoon is just a rat with a blowout."
Shaka: "There. All right. I think this is deep enough."
Cocoa: "Okay, Ami. It's time to start the home-going service."
Ami falls to her knees.
Ami: "Why? WHY?! Take me instead."
The bag starts to move. They all back up.
Jade: "Did that bag just move?"
Moz picks up the bag.
Moz: "I think it's alive."
Ami: "It's a miracle."
The raccoon jumps out of the bag onto Moz! It's starts to bits him. Everybody screams and stare. Cocoa runs over to Moz to help.
She trips and falls backwards. Then Mazzi comes to help. He grabs the raccoon and Moz lifts him up and down twice. Then Mazzi flys backwards. Shaka comes in and he pulls the raccoon off of Moz, but the raccoon falls on him.
Shaka: "AAAAAAAAAH!"
Ami comes in to help but the raccoon scratches her and she falls back.
Cocoa: "Oh my god! Oh my god!"
Moz pulls the raccoon off of Shaka. Moz trips and falls backs with the raccoon."
Cocoa: "Honey, Honey! Are you ok?! Are you ok?!"
Moz stands up and launches the raccoon back into the woods. Jade had recorded the whole thing. Everyone but Jade's clothes we ripped and scratched and dirty.
Moz: "I know Pro Bowl defensive ends that are easier to take down."
Cocoa: "The most important thing is you're ok."
Moz: "Am I?!"
Jade starts rewatching the video.
Jade: "Oh my god. This is for sure gonna go viral."
Moz: "Delete it, Jade."
Cocoa: "Yeah, Jade."
Cocoa mouths 'Send it to me'.
Mazzi: "Uh-oh. He's back."
The raccoon was on a rock. Then there was a bother one.
All: "AAAH!"
And another one!
All: "AAAH!"
Shaka: "And he's brought some friends! "
Moz: "We gotta go. We gotta go right now!"
They all take off running as Ami just stands there in shock.
Jade: "WAIT!"
Ami: "DADDY, PICK ME UP!"
Moz runs back and picks her up.
Moz: "Aaaaami. Come on, we gotta go. Start the RV!"
He said running towards the car.
Moz: "And we didn't stop again until we got to your doorstep."
M'Dear: "Oh, no. What on Earth!"
She says as the McKellans exit the RV.
Moz: "Hey."
Everyone looks like the were living in the woods homeless. Well everyone but Jade. The RV was all dirty.
Cocoa: "It is so good to be here."
Moz: "And that's the whole crazy story."
Ami: "Well, I feel better. Talking about it helps."
Cocoa finally comes out the house.
Cocoa: "Whew. I feel better, too. Uh, don't go in the house for about 35-40 minutes."
I scrunch my nose.
Cocoa: "What'd I miss?"
Y/n: "Polygamists, voodoo priests, killer raccoons."
M'Dear: "Please. This story sounds as believable as weight-loss ice cream. Now, if you'll excuse me, I am going to go up and get ready for my evening walk. I may have been born at night, but I wasn't born last night."
She walks to the door and opens it.
M'Dear: "WHOO!"
She walks in and closes the door.
Jade: "I can't believe she didn't believe us."
Shaka: "I can. She's M'Dear. She's like dad, she doesn't wanna hear it."
I stand up.
Y/n: "I believe you guys. I mean things happen all of the time."
I sit on the bench M'Dear was just on.
NO ONE'S POV
M'Dear was walking with her dumbbells. Every few steps she would raise an arm. And of course, she was singing. She stops and sees Angie and a fire.
M'Dear: "Mm. Voodoo, my Aunt Sally."
She turns around and there was Clyde in his bear hide.
M'Dear: "AAAAAH!"
She punches him two times. She starts running.
M'Dear: "AAH! Jesus! AAH!"
She trips but gets right back up.
Mazzi and Jade were bringing everyone lemonade. Y/n was sitting in between Shaka and Ami. Mazzi looks into the darkness.
Mazzi: "What's that running towards us?"
Moz: "It's not another raccoon, is it?"
They all look into the distance.
Y/n: "No."
Shaka: "That's bigger than raccoon."
Jade: "It looks like M'Dear."
Cocoa: "No, no, no, no. M'Dear can't run. She has a bad knee."
M'Dear: "OH MY GOD!"
She says running up the porch.
M'Dear: "We gotta go! We gotta go right now!"
They all run to the door.
Cocoa: "Open the door!"
Moz: "Aah! I ripped it off!"
Cocoa: "Are you serious?"
M'Dear: "There's a window open in the parlor!"
She runs and flys over the porch railing. She stands up.
M'Dear: "Huh. Save yourselves! AAAAH!"
She runs towards the parlor.
All: "AAAAAAH!"
Cocoa: "Okay! Okay! Go go go go go! WAIT WAIT! I know you're not leaving me!"
Moz goes back and gets Cocoa on his back.

Dedicated to Jesse C. Hill
(At the end of the episode)

Slick's Dojo
SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING
I'm so sorry! This episode was hard for me because I would write it and not like how I did it so I'd rewrite it 😭 I wanna make it perfect for you guys!