fuckboy | kuroken

05

kenma lazily stared at his laptop. he was currently in a cafe, working on some assignments that needed to be due. a cup of hot coffee and a blueberry muffin sat next to his laptop. akaashi was supposed to join him but he got ditched last minute. 

he looked up from his laptop and saw kuroo sitting a few tables across from him.

{kuroo.ok}

kenmak
you look like a fuckboy

kuroo.ok
what
WHY ARE U STARING AT ME LIKE THAT

kenmak
LIKE WHAT??

kuroo.ok
like u wanna kill me

kenmak
bruh im not

kuroo.ok
YES U ARE
damn no wonder u and kaashi are friends

kenmak
what is that supposed to mean

kuroo.ok 
idk u guys are both scary
and have a resting bitch face tbh
anyways, why u here

kenmak
can i not be here?

kuroo.ok
never see u here that's why

kenmak
idk akaashi was suppose to come with me but he said he needed to do something

kuroo.ok
what about hinata?

kenmak
he has practice 
why are u here alone? i thought u had friends

kuroo.ok
I DO OK
but they're all busy
plus i like going to the cafe by myself, i can actually get work done

kenmak
idk sounds like a u problem

kuroo.ok
why are u so mean to me

kenmak
im pretty nice to u considering u asked for my number

kuroo.ok
I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE TAKEN OK

kenmak
THEN YOU SHOULDA STAKED MY ACCOUNT A LITTLE MORE 

kuroo.ok
WELL SHIT
MY BAD🙄

kenmak
YEAH
BE SORRY
U FUCKBOY

kuroo.ok
IM GONNA CRY DONT CALL ME THAT

kenmak
THEN CRY

kuroo.ok
why do i always get bullied by people </3

kenmak
idk
maybe cause they don't really like you

kuroo.ok
MAN
buy me a coffee

kenmak
WHAT
NO
UR FRIENDS WITH THE NANASHIMA TWINS AND OIKAWA

kuroo.ok
THAT DOESNT MEAN IM RICH

kenmak
ain't this cafe terushima's moms? cant u just ask her for a free drink

kuroo.ok
i feel bad man
terushima is working today

kenma stared over at the counter to see a head of blonde hair at the cashier. huh, he never notices that terushima was there. kenma stared over at his laptop to see his half-written essay. he gave kuroo a quick text, asking him what was his coffee order. kenma packed his stuff and went over to the cashier, ordering another drink. 

after terushima was done making the drink, he went over to where kuroo was sitting and set it down on the table. kuroo stared at the drink and then at terushima. he gave him a confused look. "i didn't order this."

"i know," terushima says, "kenma said to give it to you."

kuroo paused for a moment. "kenma?"

"mhm."

"did he leave already?" kuroo looked around the cafe but there was no sign of a pudding head.

"yeah, he did." terushima nods his head. "he just said to give it to you after."

"oh,"

"well, enjoy, i gotta go back to work."

"yeah, bye terushima."

kuroo took a sip of the drink. a matcha tea latte was his go-to order when every he wants something to drink. he took out his phone to text kenma a thank you but saw that kenma had texted him something already.

kenmak
u owe me btw

kuroo.ok
alright, i will
and thanks
for the drink

kenmak
sure

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- pudding xx.