Sass Queen ~ Avengers x Reader

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Tony has created a chat.

Tony has added Natasha, Wanda, Clint, Y/n, Peter, Thor, Loki, Bruce, Vision, Bucky, Steve, Sam, Pietro, Scott, T'Challa, and Shuri to the chat.

Tony: who took my coffee

Y/n: that would be me

Tony: why the hell did you take my coffee??

Y/n: it was your fifth cup and it's only 10am

Y/n: besides i needed it

Tony: for what?

Y/n: nunya

Steve: what does that mean? 

Y/n: nunya business

Thor: oooooooooohhh

Steve: makes sense

Justin Hammer has added themselves to the chat.

Tony: what the hell

Justin Hammer: as you can see, stark, i've beaten your system

Y/n: who are you?

Justin Hammer: it literally says my name in the chat

Y/n: yeah but do we know you?

Justin Hammer: well... tony does... and im kinda famous

Y/n: okay but like why are you relevant

Bucky: oof

Sam: burn

Justin Hammer: i'm literally famous

Y/n: if you say so

Justin Hammer: who are you anyway?

Y/n: Y/n Stark, daughter to the one and only tony stark

Justin Hammer: is that supposed to be impressive?

Y/n: Sweetie. Leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros. You're gonna hurt yourself. Go play in traffic or something <3

Justin Hammer: why are you insulting me?? you're being rude

Y/n: I'm not being rude i'm being truthful

Natasha: yes go y/n

Bucky: whoop whoop go y/n

Justin Hammer: you're all just mean

Y/n: your insults make you sound like a second grader

Y/n: it matches your intelligence level

Justin Hammer: okay listen here

Justin Hammer: I was smart enough to hack into this chat

Y/n: what like it's hard?

Justin Hammer: ...well... yes?

Y/n: amateur 

Y/n: this chat isn't even well protected

Justin Hammer: well it was kind of hard

Y/n: that must suck for you

Justin Hammer: have you run out of good insults?

Y/n: no i'm just waiting for you to say another stupid thing

Sam: go y/n

Justin Hammer: i could blow up your house you know

Y/n: so could i

Y/n: you're not special

Justin Hammer: oh yeah? prove it

Tony: y/n please don't blow the building up

Justin Hammer: or don't, you know. didn't think you could do it anyway

Y/n: you seem to be lacking a life why don't you try to find one on ebay

Justin Hammer has left the chat.

Y/n: aw man i had so many more insults

Y/n: like how hammer is a good surname for him because his face looks like it got hit by one

Bucky: LMAOO

Wanda: y/n you are officially the sass queen

Y/n: :)


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