Avenger's Chatroom

Groupchat Names ~ Avengers x Alien!Reader

Avengers x alien!reader

Tony created a group chat.

Tony added Clint, Natasha, Steve, Y/N, Bruce, Thor, Wanda, Vision, Peter, Sam, Bucky, and Pietro to the chat.

Tony changed the name to The Avengers.

Tony: Welcome to the avengers group chat

Y/N: That's a basic name

Tony: Rude

Y/N: We should change the name

Tony: I added you to this chat and I can remove you

Y/N: All in favour of a new name say aye

Natasha: Aye

Clint: Aye

Bucky: Aye

Steve: Aye

Pietro: Aye

Thor: AYE

Wanda: Aye

Sam: Aye

Vision: I agree that we should change the name.

Bruce: Aye

Peter: Sorry Mr Stark but I agree with Y/N

Y/N: Let's change this name then

Clint changed the chat name to Lawless and Flawless

Pietro: But not all of us are flawless

Bucky: I agree, Sam is definitely not a part of that category

Sam: Are you [censored] serious

Bucky: Yeah, you've got a lot of flaws

Clint: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Sam censored a swear word

Natasha: Sam wouldn't normally do that

Y/N: [censored]

Y/N: [censored] [censored]

Bucky: Are you good there

Y/N: why the [censored] can't you swear on this [censored] chat

Sam: I bet it was Steve

Bucky: Steve why would you do this

Steve: There are children on this chat!

Wanda: But what about the rest of us?

Steve: You are a part of that category

Wanda: I can legally drink alcohol

Steve: Your point?

Pietro: Then who are the children

Steve: Peter, Wanda, Pietro, and Y/N

Y/N: I'm literally older than you, Steve

Clint: But you act like a child

Y/N: First of all, why you gotta expose me like that. Second, you act like a child too. Third, this is bEtRaYaL.

Thor: D:

Tony: Are we just going to ignore the fact that Y/N is older than Steve

Natasha: I already knew

Bucky: Everyone already knew. Except maybe Sam

Sam: I knew

Bucky: Uh huh sure you did

Sam: I DID KNOW

Bucky: BULL[censored]

Y/N: STOP WHINING I AM OLDER THAN STEVE NOW EVERYONE KNOWS

Peter: Y/N?

Y/N: Yes sweetie?

Peter: I don't want to be rude, but how old are you?

Tony: Oh my god Peter you can't just ask a woman how old she is

Peter: I'm sorry

Y/N: It's okay my child

Bucky: We should guess her age

Sam: LOL you don't know?

Bucky: YOU DO?

Sam: Yes

Y/N: No you don't

Clint: #exposed

Clint: But I think we should guess

Thor: I agree! This will be a great game!

Sam: I'll go first

Sam: 200 years old

Y/N: No

Vision: 400 years

Y/N: No

Clint: 1 million years old

Y/N: ...I don't look that old, do I?

Tony: You look like you're 21 but you're older than Steve and he looks like he's 30

Sam: 500 years old

Bucky: You only get one guess!

Sam: says who?

Y/N: I think one guess each and then I'll tell you

Bucky: okay my guess is 500 years

Sam: you little [censored]

Y/N: no

Tony: can you say older or younger

Y/N: Older or younger

Tony: listen here you little [censored]

Y/N: fine, fine, older

Wanda: 689

Y/N: Older

Pietro: 969 years old

Y/N: older

Steve: Really Pietro

Tony: 1000 years old

Y/N: Older

Thor: 1500

Y/N: I'm older than you Thor :)

Bucky: wAIT WHAT

Y/N: yep

Natasha: Just tell them, you guys are blowing up my phone

Sam: Yeah, just tell us

Y/N: 2839

Peter: wait really?

Y/N: yep

Sam: Damn you're old

Y/N: I'll kill you

Y/N has left the chat.

Sam: Oh [censored]

Sam has been disconnected from the chat.

Clint: Don't insult a lady about her age

Tony: Are we going to ignore the fact that Y/N is pretty much double Thor's age and acts like Peter's mother but is considered a child by Steve?

Bruce: Yes

Bruce has left the chat.

Bucky: I wanna see Y/N beat up Sam

Bucky has left the chat.

Natasha: Same

Natasha has left the chat.

Tony: I hate you all

Chat has been disbanded by Tony

A/N

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~LadyLokiLaufeyson