Pyaar Yaar Aur Bakchodi

Part 1

DISCLAIMER : this story is only for the entertainment purpose kisi ko offend karna mera intention bilkul bhi nhi hai kirpiya mujhpe mherbani karke ishe apne Dil Dimag Gurde Fhefde ya Pet ki niche wali antariyo se na lgay DHANYAWAD

~ Ajey's Home ~

Yash knocks on the door of Ajey's room

Yash - Bhai utha ja College nhi jana hai kya teri vjha se mai bhi late ho jata hu 😒

Ajey - Tu to vese bhi apne group ke sath jata hai na mereko kyu tang kar rha sone de bc 😑 ( in sleepy voice)

Yash - bsdke tere room me mera project hai woh lena hai mujhe... nhi... to .... Porfeser meri gand maar lega! 😑

Ajey - sone bhi nhi deta 🙂 apna project apne room me kiya kar

Yash - nashe kam kar gandu kal tu mera project leke gya tha copy krne ke liye... Ab aaiyo project copy karne batata hu tujhe 😊

Suddenly ajey open the door

Ajey - Bhaiya ji mere pyare bhaiya mai to mazak kar rha tha ye lijiye apka project 😚

Yash - Itna pyaar 😱 omg

Just then Yash gets a call from Kartik.

Kartik - Aaja bhai jaldi kabse wait kar rhe hain tera

Yash - aa rha hu wait!

Kartik - haan jaldi aa

Yash cut the call

Yash - mai ja rha hu tu bhi aa jaiyo ready hoke

Ajey - yash woh Sun na mereko tujhse ek baat karni thi...

Yash - baadme abhi late ho rha hu. tu bhi jdi aa ja

Ajey - abbe yaar 😩.....

Yash left.

Yash comes out of the house and takes out his bike.

Kartik - abbe saale late kar diya tune

Y/n : Yash saale chutiye hume jaldi bula ke khud late aa rha hai 😤

Yash : arey sorry na y/niee woh mera project ajey ke room me tha and woh so rha tha

Rahul : haan haan ab to ajey ka naam laga de

Yash : chlo na late ho rhe hain... Jaldi beth y/n

Y/n sits with yash on his bike and Rahul with Kartik.
All four reach the college and then attend the lecture.

Rahul - Mudri sir ne aaj kitna paka diya bhenchood

Y/n - unka to roz ka hai yaar

Kartik - bhenchood ye Florina nhi dikh rhi

Yash - shi to hai chutiye woh dayan dur hi rhe to

Kartik - bsdke girl friend hai meri 😑

Rahul - sala ye joru ka gulam

Kartik - tu to chup rhe khudse to koi patt ti nhi hai is liye jalta hai bhenchood 🤓

Yash - jalne se yaad aaya yashika nhi dikh rhi

Y/n - ghum rhi hogi yhi kahi.... Saari baate choro canteen chlte hain na bhth bhuk lagri hai

Yash - haan mujhe bhi 😩

Kartik - chlo phir

they all goes to the canteen and sits down.

Y/n - ja Rahul lekar aa kuch

Yash - Kartik : jaldi ja bsdke

Rahul goes.

Rahul : bhai  4 chai aur ek bada paw dena aur ek daal makhni!

Then suddenly Rahul's eyes turn to his other side, and Rahul keeps looking at her.

Y/n - Chutiye kya kar rha hai jaldi aa na!!!

Rahul - in low voice - ( gand marwalo salo )😑
..... Aaya !

Y/n- Raaaahul kisko dekh rha tha tu ?

Rahul - ki...ki..kisi ko bhi nhi

Kartik- acha bete to woh kon thi

Yash - tu nhi janta Kartik! woh whi apni 😏 1st year wali diya hai

Y/n - acha to tu junior pe nazar dal rha hai haan 😏

Kartik - acha diyaaaaaa!!!

Rahul - bhenchood gaand marlo bnde ki 😶 woh meri crush hai bas

Y/n - bas crush

Rahul - arey usko patane ke baare me sochra hu 😶

Y/n - yash - Kartik - ok ok ok ok cool cool cool cool cool cool !!!

Florina - Kartik !!! Kartik !!! ( In angry voice)

Kartik - haan bolo Florina

Florina - meri aaj car kharab ho gyi thi mai auto se aayi hu jake usko pese deke aao

Kartik - main!?

Florina - yes you !

Kartik - han! Han! Mai hi to deke aauga jara hu 🙂 jara hu

Florina - go!

Y/n - yash - rahul :😂😂😂😂

Florina - what !?

Everyone - 😶

Florina - ohh 🖕🏻😑🖕🏻fuck off all !!

Florina left.

Y/n - Kartik Ki gaand gyi aaj 😂

Rahul - uska to roz ka hai konsi nai baat hai

Yash - exactly exactly 😂👌🏻

Yash- guys me apna project submit karke aata hu aaj last date hai nhi to sir lenge nhi

Y/n - ok - ok jaa 😂

Rahul - y/n mai bhi zara aata hu 😳

Y/n: gand mara saale 😑

Rahul and Yash left.

Then suddenly ajey comes to the canteen.

Y/n- oh fuck 😳

Y/n sees Ajey and she leaves.

Then suddenly someone grabs y/n's hand from behind.

Aaj ke liye bas itna hi milte hai next part me ಥ‿ಥ

Mohit!!! chai bana ke laa sale!!!! (个_个)