I love animals and don't eat them, I'm vegan.
I was at my local vegan protesting thing when I suddenly saw the most beautiful sexy hot woman. Hey grey hair shined like silver under a incredibly blinding light, her body as vegan lay sexy as I like it being.
We locked eyes.
I fell in love instantly and screamed "mine" and got on all fours galloping to my love.
When I got there she told me about her vegan struggles. I decided I MUST sleep with her.
I grabbed my zucchini out of my suitcase and made love to her with it then I was suddenly crying.
I'm not even vegan.
My whole life is a lie.
At least I have that vegan teacher :)
