sleepless nights,
puppy love,
tear-stained faces,
conflicting feelings,
late night phone calls,
how did all of this stem from a single, impulsive decision to text a stranger?
WHERE Ray McCoy's boredom and impulsive decision to text her "number neigh...
Bone Man good morning bone stealer how did you even get my number again??
we're number neighbors idiot jeez I knew you were narcoleptic but I didn't know u had memory problems
Bone Man care to explain what a number neighbor is?? or are you just gonna leave me in the dark
sigh do I have to explain everything to you the last number of ur phone number is right next to mine so like yours is 407-153-8927 and mine is 407-153-8926
Bone Man ohh so I have fate to thank for the misfortune of meeting you
HEY I'm gonna go cry now bone man. you've made a poor little girl cry. How Does This Make You Feel.
Bone Man I kid I kid you're actually not THAT bad I guess 🙄🙄
keep it up and I may take you up on that offer to steal your bones
Bone Man IT WASNT AN OFFER????!!!!!!
whatever bone man. okay I've shared my wisdom with you now YOU have to share something with ME
Bone Man I'm scared
TELL ME YOUR NAME PLEASE JUST TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU I literally gave you my entire life story and you won't even tell me your name this is scandalous.
Bone Man your entire life story??? you told me your name and that you like lizards and club penguin e-dating what kind of life do you lead if that's your entire life story?? but fine I'm still not giving you my name I like coding I'm 21 he/him and I have a cat named Patches that's all you're getting, bone stealer
A CAT????? okay you can't just say that and NOT provide pictures that's gotta be like, illegal or something
Bone Man fine fine
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here's patchy
OHHHH MY GOD SHES SO CUTE IM GONAN SCREAM my patchy watchy <3 my little baby patch <3 my sweet little pumpkin patch <3
Bone Man .....moving on....
what are you afriad that my little patchy baby is gonna love me more than u and run gome to me <3
Bone Man SHES LITERALLY MY CAT??!?&&??
have you ever heard of a little saying called "I can steal your boyfriend AND your cat"???
Bone Man no?????
good because I just made it up wouldn't want anyone stealing my ideas before me
Bone Man wouldn't that be you stealing their ideas then
shut the f*** up you neanderthal I've already stolen your cat your bf is next wait do you have a bf you probably don't tbh ur pretty insufferable
Bone Man ex-f***ing-cuse me?? actually I DO have a boyfriend fyi
really wait dang it now I feel bad can I meet him what's his name
Bone Man his name is Diss
Diss? like a diss track???
Bone Man Diss F***ING D*** IN YUOR MOUTH HAAAAHAHAHSHDHE
you'd like that wouldn't you ;)
Bone Man well now you've made it weird
that's the goal babeyy when people think they've got me I turn around and hit em with some of the ol Ray charm I live to make people uncomfortable
Bone Man I bet I can make you uncomfortable
I bet you cant
Bone Man
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what the literal f*** is wrong with you like genuinely why do you just have that image sitting in your camera roll??
Bone Man I have my reasons for things 😏
nope I'm leaving goodbye ur lucky I don't block you
