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From: F/N M/N L/N
To: unknownuser@cheritz.com Subject: Hello
Sent: June 4, 8:03 PM

Hello. I guess we should start with introductions?

My name is F/N L/N, but you can tell that from my e-mail address. What’s yours?

P.S. You don’t have anything to apologize for.

P.P.S. What is that Bundt made of?

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From: unknownuser
To: Y/N M/N L/N <your email id>
Subject: RE: Hello
Sent: June 4, 8:07 PM

you are a terrible spy y/n if you haven’t already figured out my name. my brother and i tried to meet you last week, but your friend was’t having it.

i really don’t know what the bundt is made of. rocks?

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From: F/N M/N L/N
To: unknownuser@cheritz.com Subject: RE: RE: Hello
Sent: June 4, 8:11 PM

Hi, Bundt Cake Recipe

3 cups all-purpose cement

mix 1 1/4 cup fine grain sawdust

1 cup gravel (various sizes for added interest)

1/2 tsp salt

1 cup Elmer’s Glue

2 sticks unsalted butter

3 tsp paint thinner

4 large eggs (room temperature)

DIRECTIONS

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Grease Bundt pan For the cake

1. In medium bowl, whisk together cement mix, salt, and gravel.

2. In large bowl whisk together butter, Elmer’s Glue, paint thinner, and eggs. Do not over mix.

3. Gradually whisk in dry ingredients in small batches.

4. Spoon batter into Bundt mold.

5. Bake until a tester inserted in cake refuses to come out. Cool in pan on rack.

For the glaze:

1. Whisk together sawdust and enough water to form a thick yet pourable glaze.

2. Set rack with cake over a piece of wax paper (for easy cleanup).

3. Drizzle cake with glaze and let solidify before serving.

(Serves 0)

- Y/N 

P.S. I’m not a spy!





Ray: i was going to email you back, but saw you were online. your recipe cracked me up. has there ever been a spy in the whole history of spying that’s admitted to being a spy? i think not. i’m Ray and it’s nice to meet you.

Y/N: Nice to meet you too, Ray.

Ray: do you have a nickname f/n m/n l/n or am i expected to call you f/n m/n l/n?

Y/N: I don't have a nickname. I don't have friends except for Yoosung and he calls me Y/N. And that doesn't even count...

Ray: of course it doesn't count. I'll pick one for you. We're gonna be friends.


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