THE 100 GIRLS CHAT

Names, uncle and coffee

Weird girl : What about getting back my handsome name?
Exa : You wish.
Weird girl : Well... yes
Luna : Can I make an observation?
Weird girl : Yes darling.
Luna : Lexa has never been good with repartee.
Echo's bitch : *whispers* Is it just me or Luna didn't comment the fact that Raven called her darling?
Echo : *whispers* No, she didn't.
Luna : Stop whispering you two.
Exa : Luna, my repartee is amazing and Echtavia, stop making out.
Echo : We are not making out.
Exa : But you are still answering at the same time!!!
Echo's bitch : Coincidence.
Weird girl : CoInCiDeNcE
Echo's bitch : *sigh*
Blondie : Do you think recycling bins are recyclable?
Echo : That's a good question.
Luna : Are you drunk Clarke?
Blondie : No, I'm not.
Echo's bitch : That's a typical 3am question.
Weird girl : When you don't sleep because of night activities named Echo.
Echo's bitch : GOSH RAVEN
Echo : No comments.
Exa : This chat is so chaotic.
Luna : Indeed.
Echo : Indeed.
Echo's bitch : Indeed.
Blondie : Indeed.
Weird girl : INDEED!
Echo's bitch : Always exaggerating...
Weird girl : WHY DO NOT YOU LIKE ME???
Echo's bitch : Hummm... I dOn'T kNoW whY wHoUlD i HaTe YoU rAvEn?
Weird girl : I'm too awesome to be hated!
Echo's bitch : LoOk At My NaMe, YoU bItCh!
Weird girl : According to your name, you are the bitch.
Echo's bitch : I'm NoT a BoTtOm AnYwAyS!
Weird girl : Well, that's not what Echo said.
Echo's bitch : I HATE YOU. AND ECHO TOO.
Echo : I didn't do anything!
Weird girl : So, you're the bottom?
Echo : No.
Luna : That's a categoric no.
Echo : Short and sweet.
Blondie : Can we say short and salty?
Luna : Ok, Clarke, you're definitely drunk.
Blondie : No, I'm not!
Exa : You just started to talk freely with us, you're obviously drunk.
Luna : Yes.
Weird girl : Is Octavia gone?
Echo : I guess so.
Weird girl : Go find her.
Echo : Why? Maybe she's just mad.
Weird girl : Oh please, are you that naive Echo? She can't be mad just because I said she's a bottom.
Echo : Go find her yourself. You can apologize by the way.
Weird girl : You hook up with her, not me.
Echo : *sigh* I think I'll leave too.
Luna : Raven.
Weird girl : Yes?
Luna : You just chased away 33,3333333% of the population of this group chat.
Exa : You could have said 1/3 but yes.
Blondie : She's like an uncle.
Weird girl : An uncle? Explain yourself drunk Clarke.
Blondie : You're the uncle who make bad jokes and annoy everyone but we miss when he's not there.
Weird girl : Drunk Clarke is actually pretty kind.
Luna : You miss your uncles homophobic jokes Clarke?
Blondie : I didn't say that!
Exa : Say the truth, Clarke. Are you drunk?
Blondie : For the billion time, no!
Luna : What's going on, then???
Blondie : Maybe I drank three coffees when I can't actually handle one...
Weird girl : HAHAHAHAHA BABY CLARKE CAN'T HANDLE COFFEE!
Blondie : I thought I was KIND. You're not!
Luna : No, please, Raven, don't chase Clarke away too.
Weird girl : Did you just plead me?
Luna : No.
Weird girl : You sure?
Luna : You're too annoying to deserve pleading.
Weird girl : You know it's not true.
Weird girl: You know what? I'll even prove it by changing Clarke's name.
Blondie : Glad you do that for Luna...
Luna : You will always be "weird girl", honey.
Weird girl : You called me honey!

Weird girl changed Blondie's name to "Coffee Clarke"

Weird girl : You're welcome.
Coffee Clarke : Argh, you'll always be the same...
Exa : Wow... I thought coffee Clarke would have reacted more than that...
Coffee Clarke : I'm actually a very calm person, you know?
Luna : Surprise, surprise!
Weird girl : Everyone in this chat is quite insane.
Luna : We didn't notice...
Exa : Raven, now you changed Clarke's name, it's maybe time to change mine?
Weird girl : I would be the only one with a bad name!
Echo's bitch : I'm still here.
Weird girl : Ohh I forgot you little bottom.
Echo's bitch : Argh...

Weird girl changed Exa's name to "Lexa"

Lexa : Thanks!
Coffee Clarke : Why does she have her real name??!
Weird girl : Because I prefer Coffee Clarke.
Luna : I like it too.
Weird girl : :)
Lexa : For the first time Luna and Raven agree.