𝑃ℎ𝑜𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑥 𝑅𝑒𝑏𝑜𝑟𝑛

𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖒𝖋𝖘

Hey hoe, if you're still here, then that's unfortunately a 'you' problem, my sincere condolences

𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖘:

❥ The writer of this work may or may not have realised that her speech disorder is fatally incurable
    Is it contagious? UM... HOE

❥ This work may or may not contain scenes of explicit sexual activity and/or violence
    Will I repeat how 2000000% of you have returned for it? UM YES YOU UNHOELY HOES

❥ The protagonist may or may not now be a sexy badass
    Do I share your sexual confusion? NO COMMENT HOES

❥ Finally, the writer will delete your existence from planet earth if you dare plagiarise her original work
    Do you want to be remembered, loved, alive? THEN DON'T DO IT, YOU FAKE HOE

Any other queries, show some mercy and keep them to yourself.

Thank you. You may scroll down, or click next to the aesthetics page.

*clears throat*

Actually, as of yet, there is no aesthetics page. I will be getting around to amending that shortly...

Just get to the first chapter already!