Eren and friends getting hired at McDonald's

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Eren

Eren: Hi! I'm Eren Yeager! I would like to work here pls!

Erwin: Why do you want to work here?

Eren: Cuz I saw this one hot guy that looks like a 12 year old with a slim thicc figure and I wanna touch his ass.

Erwin: ... *received message then checks it*

Feisty Baby Doll: Hey Erwin, if you see a tall ass brat with green(?) eyes and an idiot looking smile. Don't hire him bcuz he sucks and will destroy your restaurant 24/7 with his dumbass, useless, pathetic, wasted of time brats.

Erwin: *sweating* ... Your hired

Eren: YES!!!!

Mikasa

Mikasa: I want to work here

Erwin: Why is that?

Mikasa: If Eren work here, I work here too

Erwin: Fine..

Armin

Armin: I would like to work here

Erwin: Sure!

*his normal*

Jean

Jean: Yo! I wanna work here

Erwin: Kay... (why the fuck is Eren holding a sign saying "Don't hire that horse"???)

Connie

Connie: I wanna work here!

Erwin: It says here you r an idiot, makes jokes, a retard latina and an asshole?

Connie: No I'm not! Those are just facts!

Erwin: ...

Sasha

Sasha: I wanna work here for the free food!!!!

Erwin: Yeah... no. Your gonna clean the restaurant.

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