Eren
Eren: Hi! I'm Eren Yeager! I would like to work here pls!
Erwin: Why do you want to work here?
Eren: Cuz I saw this one hot guy that looks like a 12 year old with a slim thicc figure and I wanna touch his ass.
Erwin: ... *received message then checks it*
Feisty Baby Doll: Hey Erwin, if you see a tall ass brat with green(?) eyes and an idiot looking smile. Don't hire him bcuz he sucks and will destroy your restaurant 24/7 with his dumbass, useless, pathetic, wasted of time brats.
Erwin: *sweating* ... Your hired
Eren: YES!!!!
Mikasa
Mikasa: I want to work here
Erwin: Why is that?
Mikasa: If Eren work here, I work here too
Erwin: Fine..
Armin
Armin: I would like to work here
Erwin: Sure!
*his normal*
Jean
Jean: Yo! I wanna work here
Erwin: Kay... (why the fuck is Eren holding a sign saying "Don't hire that horse"???)
Connie
Connie: I wanna work here!
Erwin: It says here you r an idiot, makes jokes, a retard latina and an asshole?
Connie: No I'm not! Those are just facts!
Erwin: ...
Sasha
Sasha: I wanna work here for the free food!!!!
Erwin: Yeah... no. Your gonna clean the restaurant.

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Attack On Titan | Random Scenarios |
RandomWarnings⚠️ - Extreme cussing - My stupidity - Levi harem - Levi being suffer bcuz I love him - Horny bois - I'm sorry not sorry - Ships Please don't kill me, I suffer enough lmao