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(The 1D boys at the mall)

Cashier: Sir you're 10 dollars short

Louis: whO THE *CUSS WORD* ARE YOU CALLING SHORT YOU *CUSS WORD* IDIOT??!!

Zayn, sobbing: Don't call my bro short

Niall: *drinking coffee for the 37th time since they came to the Mall*

Harry, calling the manager: Fire that person who called my Lou short or I'll buy this mall and name it 'My Tall Lou'

Liam: *googling* "How to unadopt kids I never adopted" 

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