jesus x judas- enemies to lovers

the five stages of grief

jesus pov, again.

a singular tear rolled down my cheek.
that settled it.
i had to tell judas how i felt. i shoved on my best underwear and robes and got to work, running down the lane hurriedly.
that's when i remembered what my homesickle matty g, matthew, had told me, one summers day.

jesus' flashback

we had always joked around about me being gay. but he seriously believed it.
"hey, jesus," mattio said to me, one summers day.
"yeah?"

"yknow the five stages of being gay?"
i shook my head and laughed silently.
mattchstick rolled his eyes and began listing them off, counting on his fingers.

"stage 1, denial." mattress said in a matter of fact tone.
"stage 2, realisation." matternal said.

"stage three, grief." mattsuda said.

"stage four, acceptance."
matthilda paused.
"well?" jesus said expectantly. "whats the fifth stage of being gay?"

flash forward to real time-

jesus was still running with tears in his eyes as he remembered what matthew said to him that day. the fifth stage of being gay..

was sucking cock.
and that's when he knew. his mission was to suck judas' cock.
suddenly, jesus picked up the pace and knocked on judas wall. someone opened the door. it was judas!
he was holding something long, dark and glock-shaped.

"judas- i'm so glad to see you! i-"
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