Teijo: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Tairo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Teijo: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Hatake: Actually I did the math, Tairo would have $225, not $0.15.
Tairo: Fam I’m right here....
Nakayama: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Teijo: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Nakayama: Sorry I only have a dollar
Teijo: :(
Hatake: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Tairo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Nakayama: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Hatake: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Kenta: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Hatake: Apply juice to what
Kawamura: Directly to the forehead
Tairo: Great chat everyone
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The Hivemind as Incorrect Quotes!
HumorFictives go brr- Also this is the dumbassery I deal with basically
