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Ruv: Teijo, why are you watching me from that tree branch approximately 123* around me? You aren't sneaky, you know.
Teijo: I'm not wha-
Ruv: You too Pico; Hatake as well.
Hatake: Got all of us-
Pico: Meh, I expected as much.
Ruv: If you weren't all on the same branch, it wouldn't have made so much noise.
Hatake: Ohh...
Ruv: Kamatao had the right idea, going higher up away from you nincompoops.
Kamatao: Oh come on!
Teijo: Even he couldn't get away with it.
Ruv: Agoti is stuck on the branch, right?
Agoti: Help.
Kamatao: That is why I don't wear hoodies- Or jackets for that matter!
Agoti: Please help me.
Ruv: And Kagekao, the last one- Virus, Hanako, are you even trying?
Virus: Nope.
Hanako: Drinks glue What are we doing
Kagekao: Goddamn it.
Ruv: You were doing well, Kagekao. But you dropped a bone during your fall; I was waiting until you were close enough to call you out.
Kagekao: Damn.
Agoti: CAN I GET SOME HELP??
Ruv: Someone, please help Agoti off the branch.
Pico: Not my problem.
Hanako: Which one
Virus: Who
Teijo: Wait why
Kagekao: Yeah why
Hatake: I agree, why?
Kamatao: Who's Agoti again-
Ruv: Did I not adopt Agoti or was it a dream?
Teijo: Shit that's right
Agoti: I CAN'T BREATHE

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