You: Dr. Glass, how does it feel to be working for the Foundation?
Dr. Glass: Oh, it's wonderful! We're all like one big, happy family.
Dr. Bright: *laughing maniacally while cranking a chainsaw*
Dr. Clef: *shooting his gun repeatedly*
Dr. Iceberg: *throws toilet paper all over the foundation personnel* April fools, fuckers!
Dr. Gears: It's the middle of January??
Random MTF soldier: Shit! Someone set the kitchen on fire!
*panicked screams as the kitchen explodes*
Dr. Bright, throwing his chainsaw to the floor and falling on his knees: My pizza!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *curls up on the floor and sobs*
Dr. Gerald, who was caught in the explosion: So that was your pizza that was in the oven that set it on fire!?
Dr. Glass, turning back to you with a bright smile: I love my family
You: o_O'
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Dr. Bright: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Dr. Gears: You're a hazard to society
Dr. Clef: And a coward. Do 20
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Dr. Gears, throwing his documents in the air: Fuck this shit
Dr. Gears: Just kidding, I need to science *Picks up the documents*
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YOU ARE READING
SCP Oneshots And Stuff
RandomJust some random oneshots for when I'm bored or have nothing better to do Will probably be 90% just the researchers. But I will also do write oneshots of the SCP's, if you want me to. Requests are welcome!
