me: dude i wasnt that drunk last night
friend: ... you was petting my cat and sreaming ' LOOK HOW SMALL THIS LION IS'
me: at least he was orange
friend: he was grey
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Funny Texts and Jokes
RandomJust a bunch of funny texts and jokes. I've gotten them online and offline.
Lion
me: dude i wasnt that drunk last night
friend: ... you was petting my cat and sreaming ' LOOK HOW SMALL THIS LION IS'
me: at least he was orange
friend: he was grey