I'm so sorry for making shorter ones, but I just have these little ideas that I have to write down.
"AHHH! TONY! STEVE! HELP!" Sam yelled running into the room.
"Woah, Woah, what's wrong! what happened?!" Steve asked panicked.
"THERE'S A RAT IN HERE! IT'S REALLY BIG AND NASTY!" Buck replied, jumping on the table.
"IT'S GONNA KILL US! HELP! HELP! HELP US!"
Tony and Steve looked at them, panicked and confused.
Sam and Bucky were so worked up but Steve and Tony didn't see any rat.
then Peter walked into the room, extremely pissed.
"I literally just asked if you wanted dinner,"
"AHHH! IT SPEAKS!" Bucky screamed
"IT'S SO SCRAWNY IT'S SCARY!" Sam added, throwing a book at Peter, who- thanks to his spidey senses- immedetly caught it and threw it back at them.
"AHH IT'S ATTACKING US!" Sam yelled as the book hit him in the head.
"KILL IT! KILL IT! IT'S GONNA EVOLVE! SHIT!"
"OH MY GOD, BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!" Steve yelled, making Bucky and Sam turn to him.
"DON'T LET THE RAT TRICK YOU! IT LOOKS INNOCENT BUT REALLY IT'S A RABID RAT WITH RABIES!"
Tony slammed his hand on the counter.
"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!" he screamed, making the two fall silent.
"Peter, go to your room," Tony said, turning to Peter.
"but I was gonna go to wing stop," He replied quietly.
Tony sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose with annoyance.
he pulled out 300 dollars and handed it to Peter, making Peter's eyes widen.
"there. go get your food then go to your room,"
Peter quickly nodded then scampered away.
Tony sighed and turned to Sam and Bucky then to Steve.
"I'm too tired to deal with two man-children who like to mess with 16-year-olds. Steve, you're up,"
with that he left the room.
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spider-man one-shots
Fanfictionbasically the title. (I might have spelled one-shots wrong tho) full of irondad, spiderson, mamaspider, avenger family, fluff, angst, and any other basic ass trope I feel like. no ships unless I decide to idk I'm a mess lmao. (BUT 100% NO STARK...
