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@Emma_thefunckyspoon 


spidey boy

ya, we're going camping or sm


man in the chair

dude, ur going on a trip with the Avengers?!

that's so cool omg


spidey lady

yeah, dope. 

anyway, did you hear about Sara hatch? 


Man in the chair

no, what's up with her?


spidey boy

wait, isn't she the girl that howls in the middle of class? 


Spidey lady

YEAH, HER


Man in the chair

OH MY GOD, DIDN'T SHE BREAK HER LEG BC SHE TRIED TO JUMP OFF THE FENCE LIKE IT WAS A ROCK


Spidey lady

YES, SHE ALSO BROKE HER ARM BC SHE JUMPED ON ALL FOURS 


Spidey boy

WAIT, WHO DARED HER TO DO IT AGAIN?


spidey- lady

CHAD FREEMAN


man in the chair

😭😭😭


Peter

GHGRGTYEREW

PLS WHAT WAS SHE THINKING 😭😭😭

(also I accidentally sent that to the avengers group chat lol) 


Man in the chair

wait, u guys have a group chat?


Spidey boy

ya, we're talking about the camping thing there.


man in the chair

man, dude that's crazy. 

also, didn't Sara break up with trey trench? 


Spidey lady

YES. SHE DID.


man in the chair

wait, she broke up with trey trench. 

one of the most popular fuck dudes at school? 


Spidey lady 

YEAH. 


Man in the chair

PLS SHE'S SO DUMB I CANT 😭😭


spidey boy

NO, BC SHE'S SUCH AN IDIOT, I SWEAR.

LIKE, WHO WOULD BREAK UP WITH HIM, SHE LITERALLY JUST GOT AN IN ON ALL THE PARTIES AND OTHER STUFF 


Man in the chair

FR

HIS DAD'S MONEY ALSO STOPPED HER FROM FROM GOING TO JAIL BC SHE BIT A DUDE


spidey- boy

😭😭😭

why would his dad even do that 😭


Spidey- lady

FR 😭

WAIT

DIDN'T SHE BITE U NED


man in the chair

...

I don't wanna talk about it.


spidey lady

AHHHHHH 


spidey boy

PLS I REMEMBER THAT

WE WERE IN 8TH GRADE AND U SAID U LIKED BARES 


man in the chair

apparently bares kill wolves... 


spidey- lady 

GNDFBGFNJGFBFDBFNGF



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