@Emma_thefunckyspoon
spidey boy
ya, we're going camping or sm
man in the chair
dude, ur going on a trip with the Avengers?!
that's so cool omg
spidey lady
yeah, dope.
anyway, did you hear about Sara hatch?
Man in the chair
no, what's up with her?
spidey boy
wait, isn't she the girl that howls in the middle of class?
Spidey lady
YEAH, HER
Man in the chair
OH MY GOD, DIDN'T SHE BREAK HER LEG BC SHE TRIED TO JUMP OFF THE FENCE LIKE IT WAS A ROCK
Spidey lady
YES, SHE ALSO BROKE HER ARM BC SHE JUMPED ON ALL FOURS
Spidey boy
WAIT, WHO DARED HER TO DO IT AGAIN?
spidey- lady
CHAD FREEMAN
man in the chair
😭😭😭
Peter
GHGRGTYEREW
PLS WHAT WAS SHE THINKING 😭😭😭
(also I accidentally sent that to the avengers group chat lol)
Man in the chair
wait, u guys have a group chat?
Spidey boy
ya, we're talking about the camping thing there.
man in the chair
man, dude that's crazy.
also, didn't Sara break up with trey trench?
Spidey lady
YES. SHE DID.
man in the chair
wait, she broke up with trey trench.
one of the most popular fuck dudes at school?
Spidey lady
YEAH.
Man in the chair
PLS SHE'S SO DUMB I CANT 😭😭
spidey boy
NO, BC SHE'S SUCH AN IDIOT, I SWEAR.
LIKE, WHO WOULD BREAK UP WITH HIM, SHE LITERALLY JUST GOT AN IN ON ALL THE PARTIES AND OTHER STUFF
Man in the chair
FR
HIS DAD'S MONEY ALSO STOPPED HER FROM FROM GOING TO JAIL BC SHE BIT A DUDE
spidey- boy
😭😭😭
why would his dad even do that 😭
Spidey- lady
FR 😭
WAIT
DIDN'T SHE BITE U NED
man in the chair
...
I don't wanna talk about it.
spidey lady
AHHHHHH
spidey boy
PLS I REMEMBER THAT
WE WERE IN 8TH GRADE AND U SAID U LIKED BARES
man in the chair
apparently bares kill wolves...
spidey- lady
GNDFBGFNJGFBFDBFNGF
YOU ARE READING
spider-man one-shots
Fanfictionbasically the title. (I might have spelled one-shots wrong tho) full of irondad, spiderson, mamaspider, avenger family, fluff, angst, and any other basic ass trope I feel like. no ships unless I decide to idk I'm a mess lmao. (BUT 100% NO STARK...