person : *arguing with you*
me: you're the hair to my scalp '
guarantee that they will be scarred !1!
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person : how do i look ?
me : with your eyes
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person : i love you
me : i love myself too
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person : you're ugly !!1!
me : are you describing your personality ?
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person : why do you eat so much ?
me : why do you eat so little ?
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- sandi // hyungapple
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The Best Of Offensiveness (Funny Combacks and Insults)
HumorA book with remarks guaranteed to be offensive to people brought to you by Mystic Queens! Contains: Yo Mama Jokes, Sarcastic Remarks, Comebacks, Insults, Offensiveness, and basically just things that will offend other people. WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT...
