Them: Are you single?
You: No, I'm plural.
Them: I meant are you free this Friday?
You: No I'm fucking expensive.
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The Best Of Offensiveness (Funny Combacks and Insults)
HumorA book with remarks guaranteed to be offensive to people brought to you by Mystic Queens! Contains: Yo Mama Jokes, Sarcastic Remarks, Comebacks, Insults, Offensiveness, and basically just things that will offend other people. WARNING: PLEASE DO NOT...
