In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday, A.D.
There was a guy named Jonah
Not too different from you or me
He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit
A distress call came in for him at half-past noon
That's when an evil woman trapped him on the moon!
"I'll send him cheesy movies!
The worst I can find! (la la la)
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind!" (monitor his mind)
Now keep in mind that Jonah can't control
When the movies begin or end (la la la)
So he'll have to keep his sanity
With the help of his robot friends
Robot Roll Call
Cambot! (JONAH: He's the camera.)
Gypsy! (GYPSY: I. Love it!)
Tom Servo! (TOM: It's a theoretical miracle!)
Crooooow! (CROW: Well, if you insist.)
If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax"
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!
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MST3K F01 - The Starving Games
FanfictionJonah and the 'Bots take on the infamous and incredibly unfunny "Starving Games." In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long...
