Spidey's Spectacular Harem (Male Reader Spidey x Massive Harem!)

Dream of Sandman!/Spider-Gwen!

You walk into the office of Jameson, to hear him ranting about Spider-Man once again.

(Y/N): Oh brother, here we go again.

Jameson: AND I SWEAR THAT I, J. JONAH JAMESON WILL NOT REST UNTIK YOU FINALLY GIVE UP, OR DIE, YOU WALL CRAWLING VIGI-

(Y/N): Mr. Jameson?

Jameson: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

He then notices that it is you.

Jameson: Oh, Parker, it's just you. Alright, listen here, now then, I think you should be taking the pictures of the upcoming party tomorrow night. It's for my son, the astronaut.

(Y/N): Right. Uh, so do you think you could pay me in advance?

After some silence, the Head himself responds appropriately for him.

Jameson: Wait, you're serious? Pay you for what, just standing there?

(Y/N): There he goes again.

After that mess was over ....

You return to school, and before you know it, you are pulled into another room!

The perpetrator turns out to be Rainbow!

Rainbow: ALRIGHT! I GOT HIM!!

(Y/N): Rainbow! If this is what I think you're doing then-

The lights turn on, and you see Sunset, Twilight, AJ, Rarity, Pinkie, and Fluttershy. They all are wearing those interrogation faces. You know, the faces that someone makes when they're questioning someone. Like a witness or a terrorist.

(Y/N): Girls? What's this about? Look, if this is what-

Pinkie slams her hands onto a nearby table.

Pinkie: (Y/N) what country you from?

(Y/N): (WHAT?!)

She takes out a fish and slaps you with it.

Pinkie: WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF! DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?!

(Y/N): Huh?

She tries to slap you again, only for Twilight and Sunset to stop her.

Twilight: Pinkie, this is no time for movie references.

Sunset: Save that for another time.

Pinkie: Okay then! Tee hee!

(Y/N): Okay, so what's this about?

Twilight: I think it's time you confess to us-

(Y/N): SHIT! THEY KNOW! HOW DO THEY KNOW?! Okay, keep calm, there's obviously got to be a way out of this situation. I just need to find it.

Rainbow: We know you're Spider-Man buster.

AJ: Yeah Sugarcube, and we have all the proof to provide to you.

(Y/N): Like what? Bring it on. I'm ready.

Rarity: Well for starters we found this.

Rarity brings out some web shooters, they look very much like yours, in fact they were the prototypes of your web shooters!

(Y/N): Okay, I don't really have anything that can help me debunk that. Uh ....... Okay! You win!! What else do you have??

Fluttershy: Well, that's all. But why would you want to keep a secret like that from those close to you? It doesn't make any sense.