Dreamer ||Dreamnap

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Lol someone said that on my message board so its the title now go eat if you haven't now I have to read what the last part was about cause im stupid but yeah lemme read it rq, its taking so long to load- k I read it so now we continue. ALSO THIS PART HAS SCHLATT AND QUACKITY KISSING BUT THATS IT- IM SORRY-

Sapnap looks away for a second cause he thought he heard something, and when he looks back the man was nowhere to be seen, until he looked behind him and thought it was the guy and hit him on the head but it was just Dream-
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR SAPNAP!?" Dream starts to whine like a child. Sapnap starts to laugh like crazy. "IM SORRY, ARE YOU OKAY DREAM!?-" Sapnap continues to laugh. "THAT WASNT FUNNY SAP!"
"IT WAS TO ME!"
"Anyways I came to tell you that I have an idea of how to get rid of the guy." "Uhhhh, yeahhh about that.. I may have looked away for a second and when I looked back he wasn't there anymore..". Dream quickly looked outside the window only for Sapnap to be right. The guy wasn't there anymore.... That guy was being a dumbass and got ran over /j he's still alive sadly😔

"Oh god uhm... Oh! We can check the security cameras through the computer!" Dream quickly walks over to the computer and pulls  up live footage of the cameras. There's cameras all lined up on dreams house so when they look they see the dude in the backyard just staring at the back door. Sapnap grabs his phone that was next to the computer and he quickly texts the guy we all hate and love, the guy who owns a gun and carries it everywhere he goes, the guy who is cool, BADBOY-  sike its Jschlatt :)

S: Hey uh, schlatt?

J: What the fuck do you want Nick,

S: damn no need to be rude but uh, can you come over please? You can use your gun on someone :)

J: omw

Sapnap sets his phone down and looks back at the cameras to see the guy still standing there, just looking at the back-door, not moving or anything, just standing. Schlatt quickly arrives and somehow gets in without nobody letting him in. He has his ways-
Dream and Sapnap are just looking at the cameras until they hear a gun being loaded. "So where's the dude I can shoot." There he was. In his neat suit, hair combed and his beard was looking better than ever, he obviously had his ram horns but he was looking hot and he knew it- THAT SOUNDED SO CRINGE IM SORRY JENDISJDJSJ-

"He's in the backyard , you can shoot him from the upstairs bathroom window. We can't take our eyes off him cause if we do we'll lose track of him so hurry up." Schlatt quickly runs to the bathroom and sees the guy they're talking about. He loads his gun and gets a headshot, the guys body falls onto the ground and he dies.

Jschlatt then jumps out the window, grabs the body, and drags it in the middle of the road so that someone can run over him. He walks back inside and put his hand on Sapnaps shoulder. "So~ Where's my money." Sapnap takes out $50 from his pocket and hands them to schlatt, "Nah-ah~ Your forgetting something else~" He taps his finger on his cheek, sapnap hesitates but gives him a little kith kith on the cheek. "Much better. I'll see you both later. Maybe." And he randomly disappears without a trace. Dream just looks at Sapnap in shock that his boyfriend kissed another guys cheek. "What?- it was just a small ki-" he gets cut off by dream going in for kiss but it got a little bit too heated so we're going to Schlatt's POV-

Jschlatt's POV:

He quickly gets back to his big mansion and there he was, the guy with the fattest ass /hj Sapnaps ex-fiance, the guy who teaches a slime how to gamble. FUNDY!!! /J /J ITS QUACKITY-

Schlatt goes behind Quackity and kisses his neck. "Why the fuck are you kissing my neck." Unfazed quackity just turns to him and grabs him by his tie. "If you want to kiss my neck say I have the fattest ass in the entire SMP." "But I would be lying to you and I dont like lying~" Schlatt loved when he grabbed his tie firmly, he had a kink for that- "Well then you don't get any affection." Quackity lets go of the tie and starts to walk away when Schlatt says
"Fine you have the fattest ass, now c'mere sugar pumpkin~" Quackity runs back to Jschlatt and put his arms around his arms loosely while the older one goes back to kissing the Mexican ones neck. It was either this or Quackbur and that ship doesn't sit right with me for some reason-

Poor Slimecicle was just using the gambling machines in the mansion and just saw them making out :,)

They pull away and Quackity looks over beside Jschlatts shoulder and just sees Charlie's face and it look like this emoji:😟. He immediately burries his head into jschlatts shoulder and just groaned in embarrassment. Jschlatt just puts his head on Quackitys and they just stand there. Schlatt had his arms around quackitys waist and quack's arms around schlatts neck. Slimecicle just did a 180° and ran as fast as he could.

Back to Dreams and Sapnaps POV:

Sapnap and Dream are just laying down on the bed with a blanket covering them, all they did was make out. They didn't have sex. It was just night and they were sleeping. Dream turns over to Sapnap and scooches idfk how to spell that im not an English major, closer to him to where he has his head on (zsqpnap ah yes zsqpnap I totally know how to spell sqpnwp omg now its sqpnwp I SUCK AT SPELLING- K ANYWAYS- ) sapnaps chest and sapnap was just staring at dream, admiring how hot he was and how his green oRbS (eyes) looked like with the moon shining through the window in the room. He then thought: "i should visit Karl and Quackity."

BOOM IM DONE- SO MANY DAMN SPELLING MISTAKES I KEPT ON MISSPELLING SAPNAP AND DREAM AJDJSHDIWNIDNWIS anyways imma go-  goodbyeee- ALSO I MIGHT UPDTAE THIS CHAPTER BC IM MAKING SOMETHING AND I WANNA SHOW YALL- ah yes yskl and ag?- -_-"