Aurora: I am a responsible adult!
Jisoo: *raises brow*
Aurora: I am an adult
Computer: Please enter a password.
Jisoo: *types in Aurora*
Computer: Your password is too weak.
Jisoo: How fucking DARE YOU-
Lisa: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Aurora: Those are wanted posters!
Aurora: You're violent.
Jennie: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.
Aurora: *is visibly upset*
Jennie: Aurora, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Kidnapper: We have your child
Jennie: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off her sandwich?
Jennie: Oh god, you have Jiwon
Aurora: I have a new hoodie.
Jennie: Wrong.
Rosé: We all have a new hoodie.
Jisoo: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Jisoo: Not you Aurora. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Jennie: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-
Jennie: *sees Jisoo shoving Lisa into the washing machine while Rosé records and Aurora watches*
Jennie: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.
Jisoo: Where's Lisa, Rosé, and Aurora?
Jennie: They're playing hide and seek.
Jisoo: Where?
Jennie: I don't think you get how this game works.
Jennie: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Jisoo: Several traffic violations.
Aurora: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Lisa: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Rosé: Also, that's not our car.
Lisa: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Jisoo: ....
Jennie: .....
Aurora: ......
Rosé: ..Who?
Lisa: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Rosé*
Jisoo: Guys, I've been meaning to tell you... Jiwon and I are dating.
Aurora, Lisa, Jennie, and Rosé: *gasp*
Jisoo: Jiwon, why are you surprised?!
Jisoo: What's something you guys are better than Jiwon at?
Lisa: Mario Kart.
Rosé: Yeah, video games.
Jennie: Emotional vulnerability.
Jisoo: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Rosé: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Lisa: Drunk.
Jennie: Wasted.
Aurora: Dead.
Jisoo: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Lisa: IT.
Jennie: Annabelle.
Rosé: Paranormal Activity.
Aurora: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
Jennie: You're a lying piece of shit!
Lisa: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Rosé: I'm leaving and I'm taking Jiwon with me!
Jisoo, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Aurora: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Jennie: 'Prettiest Smile'
Rosé: 'Nicest Personality'
Lisa: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Jisoo: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Rosé, about their date: So they were just using me?
Jennie: I'm sorry, Rosé.
Aurora, trying to contain her amusement: You must feel pretty stupid right now.
Rosé:
Jennie: Ok, that's a time-out.
Aurora: No, I was just trying to-
Jennie: Go sit over there!
Aurora: *walks away in defeat*
Lisa: Jiwon isn't answering my messages.
Jisoo: Allow me.
Lisa: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-
Aurora: *replying to message* Hello.
Jisoo: *double checking supplies in the boat* Compass. CB radio. Sunscreen.
Aurora: Avocado costumes!
Jisoo: I'm sorry, what?
Aurora: You know, in case we get lost at sea, and one of us, probably Rosé, goes mad with hunger, we'll put these on. Rosé hates avocados, so she probably won't eat us.
Jisoo: Are you saying that Rosé would rather eat us than avocados?
Rosé: I do hate avocados.
Aurora & Lisa: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Lisa: We need an adult!
Aurora: Lisa , you are an adult!
Lisa: We need an adultier adult! Get Jisoo!
Jisoo: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Jisoo: Rosé is still mad about it, but me and Jiwon were drunk and thought it was funny.
Jennie: I just had a long talk with Lisa and Jiwon about hitting and now they are yelling "it's my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence" before hitting each other.
Rosé: Pfft, you should meet Aurora, she's such a tsundere.
Jennie: She... she just stabbed you.
Rosé: So cute.
Rosé: Is this your plan B?
Aurora: Technically, this is plan P.
Rosé: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
Aurora: Yes, but I kill Lisa in plan M.
Jisoo: I like plan M.
Jennie & Jisoo: While we're gone, you're in charge Lisa.
Lisa: Yes!
Jennie, whispering to Aurora: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want her to feel bad.
Aurora: Obviously.
Jisoo: What's your name?
Aurora, whispering to Lisa: Can I tell her my real name?
Lisa: No!
Aurora: I'm... Lisa.
Lisa, whispering to herself: The ONE TIME she gets my name right...
Aurora: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Jisoo: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
Aurora: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Rosé, recording: This is so cute.
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