Person: How do you put an elephant into the fridge?
Human: Open the door, shove the elephant into the fridge, close the door.
Sophie: Get Edaline to conjure it into the fridge.
Sophie: No wait, what if the fridge is too small... SHIT...
Sophie: *snaps fingers in realisation* Get Dex to make the fridge bigger, then ask Edaline to conjure it into the fridge!!
Human and person: ...
Person: How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
Human: Open the fridge door, take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in and shut the door.
Sophie: Same as earlier, but this time, the fridge doesn't need to be enlarged.
Person: There was a party in the jungle. Everyone went except one other person went. Who didn't go?
Human: The giraffe. It's in the fridge.
Sophie: Tam. Duh.
Person: A hunter wanted to cross the river. The river was usually filled with crocodiles, but the hunter wasn't eaten. Why?
Human: The crocodiles were at the party.
Sophie: The crocodiles are vegetarian. Again, duh.
(I had a little too much fun with this one.)
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FanfictionLiterally what the title says, just some random KOTLC stuff... Memes I create, random thoughts I have, the occasional headcanon, text stories, truth or dare, basic classics. ;)) Before you read, warning: I'm a Sokeefe person, and an Anti-Sophitz, so...
