Luz: I bet I can fit my whole world in my hands.
Amity: That's impossible, the planet has a diameter of more than 12,000 kilometres. I-
Luz, cupping Amity's face in her hands: See?
Amity, blushing furiously: Stop it I have a reputation.
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Eda: gets pulled over
Cop: Papers.
Eda: Scissors*drives off*
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