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Luz: I made tea
Hunter: I don't want tea
Luz: I didn't make you tea. It's my tea.
Hunter: then why did you tell me?
Luz: it's a conversation starter
Hunter: it's a horrible conversation starter
Luz: oh, is it? We're conversating. Checkmate.

Amity: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Luz: Sure!
Luz: Whats your favorite color?
Amity, laser fucking focused: chair. Do you like girls?

Luz: *rings doorbell*
Hunter, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Luz: *sighs* No, Hunter, it's Luz!
Hunter, opening the door: *cheerfully* Hello, Luz!

Amity: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Luz: Okay.
*later*
Willow: Luz! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Amity, whispering: Deny everything.
Luz, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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