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Harry : Mate pass me the salt plz

Ron : Okay fine, I sec

Harry : It's right beside you why you getting up

Ron : *Walks up to the Slytherin table a casually grabs Malfoy bridal style*

Draco : Wth you doing Weasley

Ron : You see Harry here wanted salt so, being the good friend that I am I got him both of the things he wants

Ron : * Drops Malfoy on Harry's lap

Harry : I don't want him

Draco : *mumbles* I want you tho

Ron : Shut up both of you and kiss

Draco : WHAT??!?!

Pansy : C'mon kiss already

Harry : No, first let me eat my breakfast and then I'll kiss him

Draco : The fuck does anyone care about my opinion

Harry : Sorry but no shorty

Harry * Flicks his forehead*

Draco : Hey!!! Let me go pottah

Harry : To bad too sad shorty

Draco : FUCK YOU

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