Ash holding a lit match: Do you remember the plan now that I’ve explained it to you for the last 15 minutes?
Melody: Yes!
Ash annoyed and drops the match: Are you lying to me?
Melody noticing he dropped the match and grabs his hand bolting: Yes!
(Y/n): Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Zach: Rude.
Francis: That’s fair.
Ash having been stabbed before by Melody: Not again.
Melody having been stabbed before by Ash: Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?
(Y/n): Listen, I’m going to need you to relax.
Melody: *Slamming her hands on a table* HOW CAN IT BE BIRTHDAY CAKE FLAVORED IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?!
Random b!tch: Do you want to kick your own ass or should I do it for you?
Melody: Oh, uh, well I guess if you’re giving me the option, I’ll kick my own ass.
Melody: You see, I’ve made a breakthrough.
Ash: Really? What is it?
Melody: I hate myself.
Melody: I told Ash his ears flush when he lies.
Zach: Why?
Melody: Look.
Melody: Hey Ash! Do you love us?
Ash, covering his ears: No.
Melody Knowing there's a body in the living room: Can you keep a secret?
Ash not knowing what she said: no
Melody: Liar now help me with the dead body!
Zach: That's not funny.
Melody and Ash: I thought it was funny.
Zach: You both don't count. You both started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you saw a meme on Facebook.
Zach: Name a way to be nice to others.
Ash and Melody: Don't kill them.
Zach: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
Melody: Tommy, keep an eye on Ash today. He is going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Tommy: Sure, I’d love to see Ash get punched.
Melody pulling out a lighter: Try again.
Tommy, sighing: I will stop Ash from getting punched.
Melody, singing: So, tell me what you want, what you really, really want
The random person she just stabbed I'm the knee for calling her short, bleeding out and singing along: I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
Melody: So, tell me what you want, what you really really want!
The person, passing out: I wanna... I wanna... I wa...
Melody, turning to Zach who got hit in the cross fire: So, tell me what you want, what you-
Zach, also bleeding out: I really want an ambulance.
Melody to Ash at 3 am: "Ash, do you think that plants are really farming us? giving us oxygen until we die and turn into mulch which they can consume?"
Ash, who is also wide awake: "how can birthday cake be a flavor, when birthday cake can be any flavor?"
Melody: "if we breath air but can't see it and still see water, does that mean fish can see air but not water?"
Zach in the corner crying: "please...just go to bed."
Melody: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ash will eat and not eat.
Y/n: Grass? Yes!
Melody: Moss? Yes!
Y/n: Leaves? Ohh, yeah!
Melody: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Y/n: Worms? Sometimes!
Melody: Rocks? Usually nah.
Y/n: Twigs? Usually!
Melody: Francis’s cooking? Inconclusive!
Francis: How did you... test this?
Melody: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it!
Francis realizing his sister dates that: I don’t know how to feel about this...
Zach: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
Zach leans over to y/n in concern: Are we really going to let Ash keep Melody?
Y/n: We kept Rash and Joey.
Melody as a joke: Lets create a government.
Ranboo thinking she's serious: Lets not.
*Technoblade appears beside her*
Melody being scared of the pig: LETS NOT MAKE A GOVERNMENT.
*Melody is cooking*
Ash: Any chance that’s for me?
Melody: It’s for Zach. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side
Francis: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment
*Melody and Zach sitting in jail together*
Zach: So who should we call?
Melody: I’d call Ash, but I feel safer in jail
Melody: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Joey: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Ash: In that case, we're definitely lost.
A random guy in Mel's class: Mel, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Melody not paying attention: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
The guy: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Ash.
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